OT Most Hated Christmas Songs

[dviss1]

Ok first of all, GREAT THREAD.

Now on to the realness....

If a MF sings Jingle Bell Rock in my vicinity, I might just blow a gasket.

 

[crandc]

Anything involving cartoons of fake animals singing is loathsome.

 

[riverman]

Anything involving cartoons of fake animals singing is loathsome.

Alvin and the Chipmunks comes to mind

 

[SportsAndWhine]

That song and “All I Christmas For Christmas (Is You)” especially seem to be on an endless loop from December 1 through the New Years. Shitty, shitty music that just won’t go away and is intent on destroying seasonal cheer and goodwill.........

The best cover of that song...

 

[MarAzul]

Alvin and the Chipmunks comes to mind

Oh shit! I forgot about that one. Like chalk on blackboard.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

The best cover of that song...

As BG would say.....I’m gonna cut you!!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Alvin and the Chipmunks comes to mind

You've clearly never heard the Chipmunks' collaboration with Alan Jackson: "Santa's comin' in a pickup".

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Ok first of all, GREAT THREAD.

Now on to the realness....

If a MF sings Jingle Bell Rock in my vicinity, I might just blow a gasket.

I'd have assumed your most hated song would be "White Christmas".

 

[dviss1]

I'd have assumed your most hated song would be "White Christmas".

It's actually a well arranged song. I'll never sing that shit but hey, he ain't talkin' about white people.

 

[chris_in_pdx]

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" is fucking ear genocide.

"Feliz Navidad" is the most repetitious bullshit even laid down to wax.

"Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime" sounds like it was written on a paper napkin in 3 minutes next to a gigantic dollar sign.

Fuck you all, though, The Chipmunk's "Christmas Don't Be Late" is 50s genius.

And Band Aid's "Do They Know It's Christmastime" is everything that USA for Africa wanted to be but wasn't.

 

[riverman]

Fuck you all, though, The Chipmunk's "Christmas Don't Be Late" is 50s genius.

if you like chewing tin foil with a mouth full of metal fillings...

 

[BlazerWookee]

Every last fucking one of them.

 

[jlprk]

Good price! Pull up your hood and rob a bank!

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[riverman]

Good price! Pull up your hood and rob a bank!

https://www.gamiss.com/hoodies-1157...MIjpfjg4jq1wIVQepkCh3DZgHcEAEYASAAEgKPL_D_BwE

Why not just go for the full on Santa Suit with the fiberglass beard that makes you sneeze....big red bag for the loot....coke bottle glasses...red rubber nose..you get the picture!

 

[jlprk]

Will he bring presents for the tellers?

 

[riverman]

Will he bring presents for the tellers?

knuckle sandwiches

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

Ok first of all, GREAT THREAD.

Now on to the realness....

If a MF sings Jingle Bell Rock in my vicinity, I might just blow a gasket.

Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock.
Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring..............

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

You all need to be on heart and blood pressure medication, if you aren't already if you get bent out of shape over Christmas songs.

I mean, really?

 

[riverman]

You all need to be on heart and blood pressure medication, if you aren't already if you get bent out of shape over Christmas songs.

I mean, really?

bah humbug!

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

bah humbug!

I can appreciate that you can admit it and embrace you're a Scrooge.

#respect

 

[stampedehero]

Without Doubt, Little drummer boy. I hate that song! A choir of out of tune kids sours it worse!

 

[MARIS61]

Hands down it's Little Drummer Boy, by anyone, in any style.

What a "God"-awful go-nowhere melody set to a dirge beat brought down still further by inane lyrics.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Hands down it's Little Drummer Boy, by anyone, in any style.

What a "God"-awful go-nowhere melody set to a dirge beat brought down still further by inane lyrics.

And where on God’s green earth did the story of the nativity include some kid with a drum????

 

[crandc]

It's actually a well arranged song. I'll never sing that shit but hey, he ain't talkin' about white people.

Trump probably thinks he is.

 

[riverman]

Hands down it's Little Drummer Boy, by anyone, in any style.

What a "God"-awful go-nowhere melody set to a dirge beat brought down still further by inane lyrics.

I know...who plays a military funeral march at a birth anyway?..it always sounds like a burial song

 

[crandc]

I have heard some good spoofs on 12 Days of Christmas. My personal favorite, The 12 Days of Marx-mas, with assorted revolutionary gifts, ending with

"...and a portrait of Leon Trotsky"