<span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">Last night, I faced the 1969 Boston Celtics by my lonesome and dropped 101 points, grabbed 56 defensive rebounds, 31 assists to myself, 12 steals and 84 blocks on Bill Russell. I outscored them, 101-0. They couldn't get a single shot off, man. I also hit 13 three-pointers! I beat every record imaginable, except the turnovers record because I had mad ball handling skills.I don't care if you don't believe me. I mean, why would I want to impress some guys I don't even know? I mean, you guys don't even know me. I mean, we'll never meet... Ever. I mean, I'm just cool like that.</span>