My buddy is currently waiting on Paul Allen...

[Samuel]

He waits at a popular Los Angeles restaurant and Paul Allen is sitting in his section along with Warren Beatty and 6 other people. He just called me and asked me what to say.

I told him to either say 'just wait until Martell gets back' or to 'trust in Sergio'.

Thoughts?

 

[KingSpeed]

I don't know..... Ask him what he wants to drink?

 

[number 10]

tell him thanks for being such an awesome owner, for buying draft picks out of his own pocket, and for (hopefully) paying the luxury tax to keep this team together for a long time.

 

[Shooter]

Hmmm. Is Paul Allen talking to Warren Beatty about portraying him in a movie?

 

[Samuel]

i don't know..... Ask him what he wants to drink?

zing.

 

[Samuel]

Hmmm. Is Paul Allen talking to Warren Beatty about portraying him in a movie?

Paul's an EP on a number of movies. I'm sure there's something he and Beatty are working on together.

 

[Crimson the Cat]

He should ask Paul who his favorite Blazer is?

 

[J~Rush]

Inquire whether he enjoys his yachts or the blazers more.

 

[Samuel]

He should ask Paul who his favorite Blazer is?

Don't we know that already? It's clearly Shav.

 

[Samuel]

Inquire whether he enjoys his yachts or the blazers more.

I'm guessing the yachts, but it's probably close.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

"What it is, my ninja?"

See if that phrase confuses Paul.

 

[Денг Гордон]

Tell him: "Change of plans, trade Joel Pryzbilla to the Bulls for Hinrich instead of Lafrentz."

 

[Rodolfo]

Ask him(your friend) how much he gets tipped...it better be a lot!

 

[THE HCP]

Tell him to bring HCP the leftovers to Sacramento tomorrow night!

 

[Samuel]

Ask him(your friend) how much he gets tipped...it better be a lot!

He usually makes crazy tips, but I'll definitely ask. I mean, the guy IS worth 16 B.

 

[Rodolfo]

Ask him why Monica Seles doesn't attend Blazer games with him anymore.

 

[Spud147]

Don't we know that already? It's clearly Shav.

Wait... I thought it was Darius. Where have I been?!?

 

[BatumKaboom]

Tell him Rudy wants to put points on his face.

 

[jwhoops11]

What do you want to bet that dudes customer service skills got amped up a few notches when he saw one of the richest men in the world walk through the door.

"....Mr. Allen, can I cut your steak for you?"

 

[Master Shake]

Ask him if you could get finals tickets against the Raptors.

 

[Crimson the Cat]

"....Mr. Allen, can I cut your steak for you?"

" ... is it too tough, can I chew it for you?"

 

[Ed O]

Ask him why Monica Seles doesn't attend Blazer games with him anymore.

Easy answer: he started wearing glasses.

Ed O.

 

[Nate4Prez]

Ask him if he is going to start fixing the Seahawks now that the Blazers are on the right track

 

[maxiep]

It's great that we're continuing this thread, but shouldn't we assume that Mr. Allen has finished his meal by now?

 

[Crimson the Cat]

Ask him if he is going to start fixing the Seahawks now that the Blazers are on the right track

No shit!

 

[crandc]

It's great that we're continuing this thread, but shouldn't we assume that Mr. Allen has finished his meal by now?

In that case,

"Mr. Allen, what would you like for dessert?'

(I am curious to know what desserts he likes, it could be useful information.)

 

[Rodolfo]

How about..."When are you going to get your teeth fixed? You're a BILLIONAIRE!!!"

 

[Todd]

How about..."When are you going to get your teeth fixed? You're a BILLIONAIRE!!!"

No shit dude....hahahaha