My Exchange With KP's (Former) Administrative Assistant

[ABM]

Me: (June 9th)

Hi, (****)!

My name is (******). I represent a number of die-hard Blazer fans (season ticket holder, professionals, regular guys and gals) who are part of a large internet Blazer fan message board.

We have struggled with the recent news surrounding Kevin. He has been so gracious to our group. In fact, he's met with us the last couple of years during the off-season for Meet & Greets. An incredible stand-up guy and professional to the highest degree.

I was referred to you by (*******) as some of us would like very much to have the opportunity to tell Kevin how much we've appreciated him and, perhaps, even have the chance to at least buy him a drink (or ??) He had already met with us at Hayden's Grill, as well as the Practice Facility in the past.

Might there be a chance for that to take place? We don't want to embarrass Kevin in any way. Again, we just wanted to opportunity to tell him how much he's meant to us over the years.

KP's Admin: (June 10th)

When he gets back from his travels I will talk to him and see what he can do. Lets wait until after the draft.

Thank you,
(*******)

Me: (June 25th)

EXTREMELY sad/disappointed about how the whole thing was handled!

I'm guessing he was escorted from the place, etc. In other words, the chances of us meeting with him and extending our well wishes are probably somewhere between slim and none?

Here's hoping, though.....

KP's Admin: (Today)

(******),

He appreciates the offer but he is going to pass.

Thank you for understanding.

(xxxxxxx)

Oh, well, we tried.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

IS SHE HAWT?

 

[ABM]

IS SHE HAWT?

Of course......you little sleazeball!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

NOICE!

 

[Sug]

IS SHE HAWT?

Not really, but she is super nice.

 

[OddEnormous]

Me: (June 9th)



KP's Admin: (June 10th)



Me: (June 25th)



KP's Admin: (Today)



Oh, well, we tried.

She went from "We'll see"

to

"Pass"

In one email.

Basically you sacred the fvck outta her.


Well done.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

we'll see always means no.

 

[OddEnormous]

And pass always means "Fuck off."

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

and "fuck off" really means "why don't you and your wife join me for some margaritas this weekend"

GO GET IT ABM!

 

[BGrantFan]

Is this Kevin's personal assistant, or is this a secretary employed by the Blazers?

If it's the latter, I doubt Kevin even received the message.

 

[ABM]

Is this Kevin's personal assistant, or is this a secretary employed by the Blazers?

If it's the latter, I doubt Kevin even received the message.

Good question.

Beth Hancock.

 

[OddEnormous]

and "fuck off" really means "why don't you and your wife join me for some margaritas this weekend"

GO GET IT ABM!

He's right you know.

Call her again ABM. She'll love it. She's just playing games.

 

[ABM]

Naturally, I was really, really hoping Kevin might partake in one last gathering with us die-hard supporters. In all honesty, though, I doubt he's even still in town.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

She ain't going to put together anything or pass on anything via the Blazer's mail server. I'm sure the Vulcans are reading everything coming and going from the practice facility. We need to get his none Blazer email addy. I wonder if we email his agent we can get it?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I have it on good authority that KP is currently in Thailand smoking ganja with ladyboys.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

ABM, let me know how it goes with Beth. If she has a sister...

 

[Denny Crane]

Definitely should not have sent that picture of HCP along with the email.

 

[BGrantFan]

Good question.

Beth Hancock.

She works for the Blazers.

 

[jlprk]

"He appreciates the offer but he is going to pass.

He's at home drunk and depressed. He can't see visitors. He thinks he's still GM. GMs aren't returning his calls to take Diener.

Yesterday, 29 GMs sent him a letter warning him not to offer them Darius Miles or they'll take all necessary action.

Thank you for understanding."

 

[LameR]

"He appreciates the offer but he is going to pass.

He's at home drunk and depressed. He can't see visitors. He thinks he's still GM. GMs aren't returning his calls to take Diener.

Yesterday, 29 GMs sent him a letter warning him not to offer them Darius Miles or they'll take all necessary action.

Thank you for understanding."

I LOLed.

 

[ABM]

"He appreciates the offer but he is going to pass.

He's at home drunk and depressed. He can't see visitors. He thinks he's still GM. GMs aren't returning his calls to take Diener.

Yesterday, 29 GMs sent him a letter warning him not to offer them Darius Miles or they'll take all necessary action.

Thank you for understanding."

You're a cruel, cruel man. I know just where you've received your training.

http://whitsittenterprises.com/

 

[Trader Ed]

Good question.

Beth Hancock.

pics?