OT My FAMS......

[THE HCP]

So those that have had the pleasure of meeting The HCP knows all this shit is a joke to me and I'm actually a pretty cool guy. Most important thing to me above all is my family. Since most of you on here have sex with my wife regularly I assume you've met "my" kids.
On a serious tip, those who don't "like" me on here will skip this and thats cool, but I had to take a sec to brag about my kids.
My son Miles is a Junior at Grant. Starting OLB and 2nd/3rd string RB. He has worked so hard and got his first career carries the other night! I've never been more proud of him. 48 yards on 4 carries. He won't go on to the next level of football/hoops/baseball, but he is having the time of his life. 4th generation Grant General bringing it out there! And watching him out there is tough to put into words.



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Our daughter Olivia is the real stud in the family. She was recently asked to join the Thorns Developmental Academy for soccer. She is a member of the Western Regional Olympic Pool. She made the team that represents the western 14 states for soccer. Thats ONE damn step away from the National Team for her age.
She doesn't fuck around out there and has blown away all our expectations of her. Sky's the limit for this one. She will be on a team that goes to Spain next summer and we are so proud of her.




We put no pressure on these guys. I grew up with a coach for a dad and I think sports keep them too busy to get into trouble.
Sorry if I offended anybody out there with this brag thread, but really wanted to share with you guys. I do dig a FEW of you guys and your opinions.
Feel free to add stuff about your kids and their accomplis........errrrrrrrrr.......sorry. I keep forgetting you actually have to of had SEX to procreate! #BAM

 

[tlongII]

Are you sure those are your kids? They look nothing like you.

 

[tlongII]

Much too good looking.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Are you sure those are your kids? They look nothing like you.

Looking at that last picture there is a greater chance that Brandon Roy is the father of those kids than HCP.

 

[Sedatedfork]

I don't think I would want to piss off Olivia. That look in her eyes in that first picture. She looks like the Arya Stark of the HCP family.

 

[THE HCP]

Well played computer brothers, well played.

 

[barfo]

Not sure I'd post pix of my kids on a board full of pedophiles, satanists, tweakers, Trump fans, and other basement-dwellers.

barfo

 

[Orion Bailey]

So those that have had the pleasure of meeting The HCP knows all this shit is a joke to me and I'm actually a pretty cool guy. Most important thing to me above all is my family. Since most of you on here have sex with my wife regularly I assume you've met "my" kids.
On a serious tip, those who don't "like" me on here will skip this and thats cool, but I had to take a sec to brag about my kids.
My son Miles is a Junior at Grant. Starting OLB and 2nd/3rd string RB. He has worked so hard and got his first career carries the other night! I've never been more proud of him. 48 yards on 4 carries. He won't go on to the next level of football/hoops/baseball, but he is having the time of his life. 4th generation Grant General bringing it out there! And watching him out there is tough to put into words.
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Our daughter Olivia is the real stud in the family. She was recently asked to join the Thorns Developmental Academy for soccer. She is a member of the Western Regional Olympic Pool. She made the team that represents the western 14 states for soccer. Thats ONE damn step away from the National Team for her age.
She doesn't fuck around out there and has blown away all our expectations of her. Sky's the limit for this one. She will be on a team that goes to Spain next summer and we are so proud of her.
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We put no pressure on these guys. I grew up with a coach for a dad and I think sports keep them too busy to get into trouble.
Sorry if I offended anybody out there with this brag thread, but really wanted to share with you guys. I do dig a FEW of you guys and your opinions.
Feel free to add stuff about your kids and their accomplis........errrrrrrrrr.......sorry. I keep forgetting you actually have to of had SEX to procreate! #BAM

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Very cool!

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Congrats on their success! A direct reflection on the piece of shit father you are.

 

[THE HCP]

Congrats on their success! A direct reflection on the piece of shit father you are.

Damn! I've seen your ugly kids and they can't even read!

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

That's awesome! Nicely done @HCP.

Whenever you are ready to introduce them to their biological father, let me know.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Nothing wrong with bragging on your kids, bro. I get what you're saying about how it feels to watch your kids pursue their passions. Mine aren't athletes, but they're heavy into the arts. Both are on-stage with me at church regularly, playing and singing whenever possible. Today, my daughter found out that she gets to be the lead in Parkrose's production of Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night". Pretty exciting for her, considering she is just a sophomore and that there were several older and more experienced students auditioning.

 

[Chris Craig]

Are you sure those are your kids? They look nothing like you.

 

[Chris Craig]

But really @HCP , good to see a proud father brag about his kids man

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Good for you, HCP. You have been blessed with a great family. You know that does not just happen, your effort and love shines through your family.

 

[MarAzul]

Since most of you on here have sex with my wife regularly

Nope, never did. Don't understand those post either.
Good looking group you have. Keep holding up your end.

 

[Further]

Hell ya - those two are working the right way obviously. Tough nosed tikes.

 

[andalusian]

Good on ya @HCP. There is a lot to be proud of - and family is the most important thing. You guys are obviously doing something right with these 2 - so congrats to you and them.

We have 2 kids as well - the oldest is working on her 3rd degree black belt in TKD and the other is a swim-team athlete. It sure takes a lot out of the parents to drive them around for all the practices, swim meets and events. Seriously - I can only imagine how hard it is for your better half when you are away for work.

 

[THE HCP]

Nothing wrong with bragging on your kids, bro. I get what you're saying about how it feels to watch your kids pursue their passions. Mine aren't athletes, but they're heavy into the arts. Both are on-stage with me at church regularly, playing and singing whenever possible. Today, my daughter found out that she gets to be the lead in Parkrose's production of Shakespeare's "Twelfth Night". Pretty exciting for her, considering she is just a sophomore and that there were several older and more experienced students auditioning.

Congrats to her. Both my kids tried theatre when they were younger and both were terrified to be up on stage.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

You're welcome for the seeds

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Did your kids have any of the same teachers you did?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Did your kids have any of the same teachers you did?

I doubt his kids need special ed.

 

[THE HCP]

Did your kids have any of the same teachers you did?

Not me, but my wife is 7 years younger than me and they've had a few of hers over the years.

 

[THE HCP]

Did your kids have any of the same teachers you did?

My dad coached and taught at Grant for 30 years..... he just retired, but subs there every now and then. He has subbed for a few of my sons classes which is kinda' cool.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

True story. Ran cross country for Reynolds High School in Troutdale. We had a meet at Grant. My team and I were wearing our Reynolds singlets, and were warming up. Ran past the Grant guys who said, where the fuck is Reynolds. So we stopped and told them Troutdale.

They said, where the fuck is that? In the boonies?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

True story. Ran cross country for Reynolds High School in Troutdale. We had a meet at Grant. My team and I were wearing our Reynolds singlets, and were warming up. Ran past the Grant guys who said, where the fuck is Reynolds. So we stopped and told them Troutdale.

They said, where the fuck is that? In the boonies?

I had to play tennis at parkrose. That was far enough

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Troutdale is the boonies yo

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Troutdale is the boonies yo

Suburbs bruh. It was a good place to grow up. We went to school with the kids in Rockwood. The Troutdale area was the richer kids lol.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Troutdale is the Vantucky of Gresham.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Troutdale is the Vantucky of Gresham.

And Gresham is the Vantucky of Portland.

So Troutdale is double Vantucky.