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JFizzleRaider said:
Hell no. It's nicer than Gresham.

Gresham has too many shitty places. Only good spot in Gresham is out by powell valley or the highland area.
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The only reason you think it's nicer is because the gorge wind blows away the garbage and chewing tobacco to Gresham.
 
All I remember about it was they had an outlet mall, some aluminum plant and it was the last place to gas up before going to Multnomah falls.


Lol at it not being the boonies
 
EL PRESIDENTE said:
All I remember about it was they had an outlet mall, some aluminum plant and it was the last place to gas up before going to Multnomah falls.


Lol at it not being the boonies
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Estacada is the boonies. Scappoose is the boonies.

Troutdale aint the boonies.
 
Pretty awesome man. I would never post this stuff for the same reason I don't want kids. I'd be totally paranoid about it. The bragging part is well deserved. Half of me is jealous and half of me is relieved. My nieces are the same as your kids. Dominating soccer and gymnastics and softball.
HCP said:
So those that have had the pleasure of meeting The HCP knows all this shit is a joke to me and I'm actually a pretty cool guy. Most important thing to me above all is my family. Since most of you on here have sex with my wife regularly I assume you've met "my" kids.
On a serious tip, those who don't "like" me on here will skip this and thats cool, but I had to take a sec to brag about my kids.
My son Miles is a Junior at Grant. Starting OLB and 2nd/3rd string RB. He has worked so hard and got his first career carries the other night! I've never been more proud of him. 48 yards on 4 carries. He won't go on to the next level of football/hoops/baseball, but he is having the time of his life. 4th generation Grant General bringing it out there! And watching him out there is tough to put into words.
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Our daughter Olivia is the real stud in the family. She was recently asked to join the Thorns Developmental Academy for soccer. She is a member of the Western Regional Olympic Pool. She made the team that represents the western 14 states for soccer. Thats ONE damn step away from the National Team for her age.
She doesn't fuck around out there and has blown away all our expectations of her. Sky's the limit for this one. She will be on a team that goes to Spain next summer and we are so proud of her.
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We put no pressure on these guys. I grew up with a coach for a dad and I think sports keep them too busy to get into trouble.
Sorry if I offended anybody out there with this brag thread, but really wanted to share with you guys. I do dig a FEW of you guys and your opinions.
Feel free to add stuff about your kids and their accomplis........errrrrrrrrr.......sorry. I keep forgetting you actually have to of had SEX to procreate! #BAM

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JFizzleRaider said:
True story. Ran cross country for Reynolds High School in Troutdale. We had a meet at Grant. My team and I were wearing our Reynolds singlets, and were warming up. Ran past the Grant guys who said, where the fuck is Reynolds. So we stopped and told them Troutdale.

They said, where the fuck is that? In the boonies?

:doh:
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That's how we roll. Anything east of 82nd might as well be Hood River!
 
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
Pretty awesome man. I would never post this stuff for the same reason I don't want kids. I'd be totally paranoid about it. The bragging part is well deserved. Half of me is jealous and half of me is relieved. My nieces are the same as your kids. Dominating soccer and gymnastics and softball.
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Ya being responsible for other people is nuts at first. Weird putting other people first in all aspects of your life, but at the end of the day, it's rewarding as fuck! I just have tried to do everything my real dad didn't do. The George Costanza opposite way of doing things.
 
BrianFromWA said:
My niece, as well, plays on a U-14 travel Select team in CA. They got to play a warmup before the Women's World Cup up in BC a couple of years back.
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Crazy these kids get these type of opportunities at such a young age.
 
HCP said:
Crazy these kids get these type of opportunities at such a young age.
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Her dad keeps telling her...if you want to sniff a college paying you to go there and play, you better start treating it like a job. Kinda like that gatorade commercial with JJ Watt. "You get up at 5am...so does he. You got a secret weapon? He doesn't need one."

Wish I would've put that into Golf 25 year ago.
 
For real you seem like a great dad man. Props to you for raising good kids.
 
BrianFromWA said:
Her dad keeps telling her...if you want to sniff a college paying you to go there and play, you better start treating it like a job. Kinda like that gatorade commercial with JJ Watt. "You get up at 5am...so does he. You got a secret weapon? He doesn't need one."

Wish I would've put that into Golf 25 year ago.
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I wish I could have put that into sex 25 minutes ago!
 
HCP said:
Ya being responsible for other people is nuts at first. Weird putting other people first in all aspects of your life, but at the end of the day, it's rewarding as fuck! I just have tried to do everything my real dad didn't do. The George Costanza opposite way of doing things.
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I would either be an awesome or horrible dad. My dad wasn't there and I have a bad temper so I didn't risk it.
 
You are a good man, HCP, so please take this crack in the manner it was intended.

Actually, nah...I won't make the joke. too much respect.


#StayingOnS2BecauseOfHCP #HCPSpent5YearsInHighSchool #oopsImadethejoke
 
Ive posted pics of my family,
gotta have faith and trust.

I wont post others' families though ,but man your daughter in the second picture looks exactly like my boss's daughter. I mean really really alike.
I couldn't place it at first, but then she came in the office this afternoon and I was like, I saw her picture!

Be a proud father. You are entitled.
 
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