My Guarantee: Winning Streak Starts Tomorrow.

[KingSpeed]

I'm thinking 8-10 games minimum. Book it!

Go Blazers!

 

[Nikolokolus]

Do you have a return policy or some kind of extended warranty to go along with the crap you're selling?

 

[ABM]

18-0 immediately comes to mind.

 

[Natebishop3]

For whom?

 

[MIXUM]

MIXUM WILL TURN THIS AROUND STARTING TONIGHT IN BOSTON!!!!

 

[julius]

Boston is already on a winning streak.

 

[MIXUM]

blazers will get this thing fixed

 

[hasoos]

Boston is already on a winning streak.

My thoughts exactly.

 

[KingSpeed]

BLAZERS start winning streak TONIGHT!!

BOOK IT!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

You and mixum both guarantee a win tonight...
... We're doomed.

 

[ucatchtrout]

The only winning streak that gets started by the Blazers tonight is for guys who bet money against them every time they play.

Take a cold hard look at the December schedule.

How many games is it realistic to expect them to win....5? 6?

Here is a look at the schedule for the month of December. 7 home games and 9 road games.

Thus far in the season we have won 4 out of 10 road games and 4 out of 7 home games.

How many of these games do you see us winning?

What do you think our record will be for the month of December?

Wed 01 @ Boston 4:30pm CSNNWHD
Fri 03 @ Washington 4:00pm CSNNWHD
Sun 05 vs LA Clippers 6:00pm CSNNWHD
Tue 07 vs Phoenix 7:00pm CSNNWHD
Thu 09 vs Orlando 7:30pm
Fri 10 @ Phoenix 6:00pm KGWHD
Sun 12 @ San Antonio 12:30pm CSNNWHD
Mon 13 @ Memphis 5:00pm CSNNWHD
Wed 15 @ Dallas 6:30pm CSNNWHD
Fri 17 vs Minnesota 7:00pm CSNNWHD
Sat 18 vs Golden State 7:00pm CSNNWHD
Mon 20 vs Milwaukee 7:00pm CSNNWHD
Sat 25 @ Golden State 7:30pm KGWHD
Mon 27 @ Utah 6:00pm KGWHD
Tue 28 @ Denver 6:00pm CSNNWHD
Thu 30 vs Utah 7:00pm KGWHD

CLICK HERE http://espn.go.com/nba/standings to see how our record stacks up against the competition

 

[KingSpeed]

The only winning streak that gets started by the Blazers tonight is for guys who bet money against them every time they play.

Take a cold hard look at the December schedule.

How many games is it realistic to expect them to win....5? 6?

Here is a look at the schedule for the month of December. 7 home games and 9 road games.

Thus far in the season we have won 4 out of 10 road games and 4 out of 7 home games.

How many of these games do you see us winning?

What do you think our record will be for the month of December?

14-2

12-4 at worst

 

[ucatchtrout]

I will bet you ten thousand dollars we will not win 12 games in the month of December.

 

[ucatchtrout]

Call that "my guarantee"

 

[Targus]

Look, man. I admire your faith. I don't understand your willingness to risk any cred you had on a risky call like this, though.

The game is still going, but our Blazers look slow, flat and unmotivated - as usual.

So, I think I'll rep you 10 times over if you're right, but you need to rep everyone who says NAH. And, I say nah.

While I'm just about positive Oregon will leave Corvallis with a W - no way I would ever "guarantee" a win. I'll leave it as, probably most likely!

Get to repin'....

 

[Nikolokolus]

Where's my refund?

 

[KingSpeed]

My guarantee holds.

Winning Streak Starts TOMORROW. In practice.

 

[Nikolokolus]

My guarantee holds.

Winning Streak Starts TOMORROW. In practice.

I'm serious. I want my money back.

 

[KingSpeed]

I'm serious. I want my money back.

You never bought it.

 

[ucatchtrout]

I did.

You didn't.

Your guarantee is meaningless. What exactly will you do if the team doesn't win 12 games in December, or go on the win 8-10 game win streak? How are you backing up your "guarantee"?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

I did.

You didn't.

Your guarantee is meaningless. What exactly will you do if the team doesn't win 12 games in December, or go on the win 8-10 game win streak? How are you backing up your "guarantee"?

Dude, quit angling for a night of passion... it's just sad to see you practically begging like this.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Ultimate Submission time.

 

[ucatchtrout]

Dude, quit angling for a night of passion... it's just sad to see you practically begging like this.

rolmao

 

[ucatchtrout]

Blazers chalk up another loss.

Kingspeeds "guarantee" is worthless bullshit.

 

[MIXUM]

i guarantee we lose vs the clippers.

 

[KingSpeed]

Blazers chalk up another loss.

Kingspeeds "guarantee" is worthless bullshit.

Nope. Read the title of the thread. The winning streak starts TOMORROW.

 

[jlprk]

Kingfish, you should run a parallel game thread each game, in which you pretend the Blazers are winning. You could make up Blake Griffin-like dunks for Aldridge, and Roy would be pivoting like Kobe.

Seriously, if you want to ratchet up the positivism, Joel looked much better than I expected. He will take a lot fewer games to take major minutes from Camby than I thought he would.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

i guarantee we lose vs the clippers.

In the past, future, or today? Playing your and Kingspeed's game was cool when I was 5. Even then it got old pretty quick.

Blazers are 7.5 point favorites. Make some money player.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Nope. Read the title of the thread. The winning streak starts TOMORROW.

Why not just make a thread titled "Wait til next year"

 

[oldguy]

I will bet you ten thousand dollars we will not win 12 games in the month of December.

Have someone else hold the bet. KS doesn't pay up when he loses.

Go Blazers