OT My Wife Got Lillard's Autograph Last Night

[Lanny]

We were at the area just outside the Blazer locker room when Lillard comes back from the tunnel where he was signing autographs.

While we were there I got fist bumps from Turner and Lillard.

Eat your hearts out.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

She got the autograph for me, right?

 

[PtldPlatypus]

She got the autograph for me, right?

I got this auto graph for you. I hope you like it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I got this auto graph for you. I hope you like it.

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I'll chase it later.

 

[riverman]

I'll chase it later.

right after you pee on the tires, right?

 

[BlazerWookee]

We were at the area just outside the Blazer locker room when Lillard comes back from the tunnel where he was signing autographs.

While we were there I got fist bumps from Turner and Lillard.

Eat your hearts out.

I got a bro hug from Jarrett Jack, and a fist bump from Brandon Roy. And I gained access to that spot outside the locker room with my Kool-Aid Club pass, which was literally an unopened packet of Kool-Aid in a plastic holder hanging from a lanyard.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

That's nothing:

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[Chris Craig]

Are those Hulu shoes?

 

[PCmor7]

She got the autograph for me, right?

She wanted your autograph. But, when she couldn't find you, she settled for Dame's.

 

[twobullz]

My daughter has Dame;s autograph. It is on a tee shirt he handed her during starter introductions a couple years ago.

 

[dviss1]

When my nephew was 6 I took him to the Fan Fest. After the game the players are headed toward the tunnel. I Michael Jackson his butt over the railing so he can get as many high fives as possible.

Scottie Pippen...

Stops. Takes off his black and red "Pip" wristband and gives it to my nephew.

Now he's 25 and doesn't know WTF he did with the wristband...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I Michael Jackson his butt

Dude.... really?

 

[THE HCP]

Dude.... really?

Was about to post the exact thing! Thats STRIKE 1 on @dviss1 .

 

[HailBlazers]

When my nephew was 6 I took him to the Fan Fest. After the game the players are headed toward the tunnel. I Michael Jackson his butt over the railing so he can get as many high fives as possible.

Scottie Pippen...

Stops. Takes off his black and red "Pip" wristband and gives it to my nephew.

Now he's 25 and doesn't know WTF he did with the wristband...

Ha. Got Sheed's headband after a game and it was so gnarly I tossed.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Ha. Got Sheed's headband after a game and it was so gnarly I tossed.

You had enough DNA you could have cloned yourself an entire team of Sheeds.

 

[THE HCP]

I once saw Luke Babbit at the Spaghetti Factory

 

[HailBlazers]

I once saw Luke Babbit at the Spaghetti Factory

And he ducked you hard huh

 

[THE HCP]

How'd you know?

 

[BigGameDamian]

That's nothing:

That's you wearing the Clippers jersey?

 

[dviss1]

Dude.... really?

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

That picture sets off all my dad alarms.

 

[Hobbesarable]

That picture sets off all my dad alarms.

Phenomenal musician. Obviously, not so bright in other aspects of life.

 

[dviss1]

That picture sets off all my dad alarms.

Sorry, I don't believe one word of the accusers of Michael Jackson.

I have a son. There isn't a dollar amount that exists that would make me compromise his safety.

He couldn't settle out of court for one dime.

There isn't a force that exists that would keep me from either:

a) pounding his face until he's dead or my fists become spaghetti.

b) Seeing him incarcerated.

Those families "settled out of court" (extorted)....

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Sorry, I don't believe one word of the accusers of Michael Jackson.

I have a son. There isn't a dollar amount that exists that would make me compromise his safety.

He couldn't settle out of court for one dime.

There isn't a force that exists that would keep me from either:

a) pounding his face until he's dead or my fists become spaghetti.

b) Seeing him incarcerated.

Those families "settled out of court" (extorted)....

Umm... I wasnt accusing him of anything... I was just commenting that, that picture sets off alarm bells in my head. Which it does, it is just extremely uncomfortable to watch.

Im glad that you feel that way about your son. I live in a family where literally all 5 of my aunts and uncles on my moms side were murdered by her father, thankfully while he tried to murder my mom and grandma he was caught in time they were able to save them...
I have had to in a very real way deal with bad, screwed up parenting.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sorry, I don't believe one word of the accusers of Michael Jackson.

I have a son. There isn't a dollar amount that exists that would make me compromise his safety.

He couldn't settle out of court for one dime.

There isn't a force that exists that would keep me from either:

a) pounding his face until he's dead or my fists become spaghetti.

b) Seeing him incarcerated.

Those families "settled out of court" (extorted)....

A predator would identify and go after easier prey. Just because you would beat him doesn't mean other parents would.

 

[BlazerWookee]

BTW, Lanny, my story was not intended to minimize or outdo yours, more to show I understand your (and your wife's) excitement...

 

[BlazerWookee]

A predator would identify and go after easier prey. Just because you would beat him doesn't mean other parents would.

Dogs are predators, so you can take this to the bank.

 

[Lanny]

right after you pee on the tires, right?

Does he do that at your house, too?

 

[Lanny]

BTW, Lanny, my story was not intended to minimize or outdo yours, more to show I understand your (and your wife's) excitement...

You don't have to explain that to me, Wookee.

By the way, for the benefit of those out there who've never met Wookee, you've NEVER met a nicer guy.