Name the season

[chzbrgr]

I always liked how Bill Simmons used to come up with rhymes for tanking seasons my brother and I were tossing around a few names I wanted to see what you clever s2's could come up with. Who can beat

Giving up winnin' for Ben Simmons

 

[blue9]

Takin' It Up The Rear Ender, for Dragan Bender!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Not mine, but I laughed when I read it on Twitter: Win 10 for Ben.

 

[e_blazer]

Suck and pray for luck?

 

[VanillaGorilla]

I don't think we are tanking. I'm pretty sure Stotts and the players want to win as much as possible.

 

[HailBlazers]

I don't think we are tanking. I'm pretty sure Stotts and the players want to win as much as possible.

Hey that doesn't rhyme?

 

[B-Roy]

Defend like a chair for Labissiere.

We're doing the first part just fine even if we aren't trying to tank.

 

[KingSpeed]

All we have to do is win a couple games and we're back in playoff position.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Hero ball for Skal.

 

[PDXFonz]

Bunch of Mike Rices in here!


Throwing the season away for Skal Labissiere

 

[chzbrgr]

I don't think we are tanking. I'm pretty sure Stotts and the players want to win as much as possible.

Yeah I wouldnt have it any other way just trying to find some amusement in our misery

All we have to do is win a couple games and we're back in playoff position.

Love your optimism (I really do sometimes im like screw these ol gloomy geezers on here) but we're not making the playoffs...

 

[Rastapopoulos]

"Pullin' out my hair for Skal Labissiere"

 

[Rastapopoulos]

"Going round the Bender"

 

[BlazerWookee]

Refuse 2 Root 2 Lose #FuckTheLottery

 

[Eastoff]

Refuse 2 Root 2 Lose #FuckTheLottery

Maybe you are familiar with the phrase, 'puke and rally'. Right now we're puking.

 

[TBpup]

Not mine, but I laughed when I read it on Twitter: Win 10 for Ben.

I know where that came from.

Some of these are great....mad geniuses ya'll.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

sandbaggin for dragan

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Playin' like womens for Simmons....

 

[oldmangrouch]

Even for pay, they won't play for Olshey.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Playin' like womens for Simmons....

I knew that one was coming; I just wasn't going to be the one to say it.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Low hanging fruit. I'm lazy.......

 

[riverman]

I call it the sparring partner of the west season but kind of like the training camp slant...shooting practice..dress rehearsal, the driving range, the endless tryoutthe league record for roster changes in NBA history ..the team that wore out the contenders all season long

 

[Eastoff]

Low hanging fruit. I'm lazy.......

I'll take, 'reasons why blazing giants is alive' for 500 Alex

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Win too many games for anyone with a name.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

If Murray breaks out at Kentucky: Lose 'em all for Jamal.

 

[ripcityboy]

Ummm doesn't really rhyme, but how about,

"The Blazers suck balls because they DO in fact want BALLS...."

 

[SlyPokerDog]

No gain, all pain.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

That one season when HCP was finally right about something.

Oops, it's suppose to rhyme.

2015-16, Mexi Sucky!

 

[Sinobas]

Poop

 

[illmatic99]

Suckin lemons for Simmons