NASA To Make Even Huger Announcement On Thursday Regarding Mars

[SlyPokerDog]

Hold on to your space shorts!

 

[Denny Crane]

There's going to be a new star trek.

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

YUUUUGER

 

[HailBlazers]

Martians?

 

[barfo]

Where there's water...



there's beer!

barfo

 

[tlongII]

The Martian seas are dead.

 

[jlprk]

NASA will announce that they have an even huger announcement coming a week later, right before Congress decides whether to fund the next rover.

Kind of like the FBI busting its annual 18-year-old retarded, coerced Terrorist of The Year right before Congress votes on their annual billion-dollar raise.

 

[e_blazer]

They've found the source of Trump's hair?

 

[BlazerWookee]

They're going to spend even more hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars so people can go "Oooh, cool!" even more.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

They're going to spend even more hundreds of billions of taxpayer dollars so people can go "Oooh, cool!" even more.

$17.647 billion (Fiscal Year 2014, about 0.5% of total budget at about $3 trillion)

 

[Denny Crane]

$17.647 billion (Fiscal Year 2014, about 0.5% of total budget at about $3 trillion)

A $billion here, a $billion there and soon enough, it adds up to real money.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Bad News for Terraforming: Mars' Atmosphere Is Lost in Space

http://www.space.com/31044-mars-terraforming-nasa-maven-mission.html

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Shit, it looks like we're going to have to give a shit about the Earth's environment.

 

[Denny Crane]

The oceans are dead.