Nate McMillan visits Ducks practice

[Natebishop3]

http://www.oregonlive.com/ducks/index.ssf/2011/10/nate_mcmillan_stops_by_oregon.html

However, when McMillan was asked if Darron Thomas practiced on Tuesday after suffering a knee injury in the Ducks’ game against Arizona State, the NBA coach just laughed.

Stay the hell away from our Duckies (especially their knees)!!!!! We don't need any of that Blazers bad ju ju around the Ducks.

 

[Wheels]

I wonder if Nate is learning how to properly run an uptempo offense?

 

[Targus]

Blazer guys, please keep that man away from my Ducks.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Expect them to play slower on Saturday

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I wonder if Nate is learning how to properly run an uptempo offense?

HAHA!! We have a winner.

 

[Targus]

"Um, hi, Mr. Kelly. This is Nate McMillan. Nate. No. Nate. I coach the Blazers. No. No. Please don't hang up. Not UAB. The Portland Trail Blazers. Yes. Um, I have a request. Can I come see you practice? Please? Pretty please? You see, my tenure in Portland just isn't stellar and I'd like to see what ya'll are doing down there. Well, yes, Sir, that's correct. I didn't come up with this myself, my boss, Mr. Allen is making me go. I'd rather sit in my hot-tub. Oh, I can? Can I cross my arms and pace up and down the sidelines, then point and someone, so it looks like I'm working? AWESOME coach, you're the best. See you tomorrow!"