Ha! I wish Spud Webb and Mugsey Bouges both played today. Those 3 could hang out and try to pick up chicks "Yeah, we all play pro Basketball" "You do not." "Yeah we do, I play for the Knicks, Mugsey here plays for the Hornets, and Spud plays for the Rockets" "Spud? Mugsey? What's that make your name? Pygmy?" "No, it's Nate....
""And you boys play PRO Basketball?""Yeah! I even blocked Yao Ming last night!""Riiiiggghhhht... Well it's late, I have a headache, and need to wash my hair. Later"