Science NBA HERE I COME!!!

[Rastapopoulos]

 

[Rastapopoulos]

If the Blazers haven't signed Anfernee up for this then why does the Allen family even have money?

 

[julius]

3 to 6 inches taller...sure. That's a LOT of bone to re-grow and muscles to adjust to, and ligaments to lengthen and adjust internally.

Anyone who believes this is real probably deserves to lose what money they blew on lotto tickets.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Or Bryan, a handsome Chinese American guy from New York who made a lot of money option trading. He’s 27. His voice is slow and dudely, and he’s something of a player. But he always thought that his batting average with women could be better. “A lot of times I would get rejected,” he says. “I was, like, swinging 100 and, like, [connecting with] four or five.” That was when Bryan was five seven. Now he’s five ten and itching to get back to the clubs.

There are also guys like Chad, formerly five feet five, a CFO who did his rehab in El Paso. He’s 53 and a little aggro, the type of shorter guy who’ll remind you again and again that he’s good at jiujitsu. The kind of guy who gets mad when he has to stand on his tiptoes to wave down bartenders. “I’d go to a bar and literally try to order a drink. Some freaking goon, standing a head taller than me, comes over behind me,” says Chad. “And the bartender looks up to him, like, ‘What can I get you?’ I’m like, ‘Motherfucker, I’m right here!’ ”

One time Chad had his ego shattered by a taller woman (five ten) he was dating. They were walking down the street together, holding hands, when someone passing by gave them a look. She dropped his hand. “And I was like, ‘All right, you want to be like that? If you think you could do better, you go do better. See you later.’ ” Chad got the procedure done back in December and now he’s almost five feet eight.

BRO, JUST STAND ON YOUR WALLET TO MAKE YOU TALLER.

Manlet rage is real lolololzzzzzzzzz.

The problem isn't their height. I mean, girls do select down for that, but anything can be overcome. There are a lot of women out there. These guys are all bitter guys with money not getting any and are blaming their height for lack of success (which again, can definitely play a part).

 

[Phatguysrule]

BRO, JUST STAND ON YOUR WALLET TO MAKE YOU TALLER.

Manlet rage is real lolololzzzzzzzzz.

The problem isn't their height. I mean, girls do select down for that, but anything can be overcome. There are a lot of women out there. These guys are all bitter guys with money not getting any and are blaming their height for lack of success (which again, can definitely play a part).

Agreed. The number of model material women I've seen with nerdy little guys is off the charts.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Agreed. The number of model material women I've seen with nerdy little guys is off the charts.

Put a 5'8" bartender vs. a 6'2" computer engineer into a bar environment to pick up, and I say the bartender wins almost every time.

 

[barfo]

Agreed. The number of model material women I've seen with nerdy little guys is off the charts.

I'm not all that nerdy.

barfo

 

[Phatguysrule]

Put a 5'8" bartender vs. a 6'2" computer engineer into a bar environment to pick up, and I say the bartender wins almost every time.

Why would a computer engineer put himself in a situation like that?

That doesn't seem like a very logic based decision. Probably not a very good computer engineer, so likely not a high earner.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Why would a computer engineer put himself in a situation like that?

That doesn't seem like a very logic based decision. Probably not a very good computer engineer, so likely not a high earner.

BECAUSE HE WANTS TO GET HIS DICK WET, SON.

Therein lies the problem. Nerds are still nerds. Breaking their legs and extending them so they can date a slightly hotter chick, which they could do if they improved their personality and they'll probably be in wheelchairs in their 60s lol all for naught.

 

[barfo]

BECAUSE HE WANTS TO GET HIS DICK WET, SON.

But he's an engineer. He can build himself a sex robot with less effort.

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

I'm not all that nerdy.

barfo

No...you have other issues

 

[barfo]

No...you have other issues

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So I don't shave very often. Big deal.

barfo

 

[tlongII]

I'm not all that nerdy.

barfo

But you ARE little.

 

[barfo]

But you ARE little.

I'm a 7' man in a 6' body.

barfo

 

[andalusian]

I'm not all that nerdy.

barfo

I think he meant women that can work as fashion models, not figurine models of women.

 

[Lanny]

I call Bull Shit.

 

[Chris Craig]

I call Bull Shit.

Yeah, it's pretty convenient that he has a built in method to excuse himself from offering proof of this.