NBA Jokes

[Detroit Madness]

Q: Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A: He wanted to beat the crowd

Q: What did Shaq say when he heard of Kobe's marital infidelity?
A: Kobe making a pass? She must be lying.

The Lakers are a team in transition. They're going from bad to worse

Post some more...

 

[Really Lost One]

Clippers

 

[dallasdude]

Hawks

That Artest joke was pure genius.

 

[Really Lost One]

Why did Allen Iverson cross the road?

To practice

 

[AKIRA]

isiah thomas

 

[Detroit Madness]

Whats the food that Tim Duncan loves to devour?
Nuggets

Lol just made that one up.

 

[igotask8board]

Why did Kobe cheat on his wife?

He got tired of losing in court.

 

[Mamba]

See, now that joke could be funny. But at the time, the Lakers were rolling off 3 championships

 

[igotask8board]

 

[Detroit Madness]

 

[Apollo]

Detroit the Artest joke was hilarious, you make that up yourself?

 

[phunDamentalz]

The Kobe/Shaq one was funnier but they were both very good.
I don't have any jokes.

Okay let me try....

Why did LeBron cruise to the finals?
Cause no Arenas could hold that boy down!


WHat's red, black and white all over?
Greg Oden's uniform.

okay i should probably stop now.

 

[Ming637]

<div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">T
Why did LeBron cruise to the finals?
Cause no Arenas could hold that boy down!</div>


Yeah um, Gilbert Arenas was home, injured, so he could do nothing about it, so that just makes that terrible thing you call a joke, void.

 

[phunDamentalz]

<div class="quote_poster">Will637 Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Yeah um, Gilbert Arenas was home, injured, so he could do nothing about it, so that just makes that terrible thing you call a joke, void.</div>

that's the point, GENIUS, there was NO ARENAS to hold him down.

 

[Detroit Madness]

 

[STC]

The NBA is a joke.

 

[Skiptomylue11]

<div class="quote_poster">Detroit Madness Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">

</div>lol, JVG looks tiny.

Hmm, I guess I should post a joke:
<div class="quote_poster">Quoting Eddie Griffin:</div><div class="quote_post">Any car in life you want. I got it for you man...
Whatever kind of car you want.
You want a Hummer?
You want a...

Not a Bentley.</div>

 

[hustler]

<div class="quote_poster">STC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">The NBA is a joke.</div>
At some times, yes it is.

 

[Ming637]

<div class="quote_poster">phunDamentalz Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">that's the point, GENIUS, there was NO ARENAS to hold him down.</div>


Ah, I thought you were trying to say Arenas was too ****** to defend him or whatever. Eh, my bad.

 

[Sasha]

He is.

 

[Detroit Madness]

 

[STC]

 

[The Legend]

<div class="quote_poster">STC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">

 

[hustler]

Mo Pete got that layup in, I remembered that moment.

 

[Master Shake]

<div class="quote_poster">hustler Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Mo Pete got that layup in, I remembered that moment.</div>

Me too, it was crazy. Chuck went nuts, good times when Mo Pete was a good contributer, now he is gone.