Seattle SuperSonics and the Las Vegas High Rollers (I like that name lol)
My ideas,
some of which follow a theme of Vegas as Sin City.
Attempt 1.
Las Vegas Lap Dancers, but you would have to make it make SENSE; the players aren't the dancers, but rather the dancees, like employers to employees. So, the Las Vegas Lap Dancees. Okay, that doesn't roll off the tongue and it's a made-up word. It's a frickin' special ed name. Let's try again:
Attempt 2.
The Las Vegas Showgirls, but again, it needs to make sense! These are all GUYS on the team, not gals (until Griner or someone penetrates the NBA---why hasn't that happened anyway? Like it has in pro swimming? My friend says it's because Britney Griner fucking sucks, hahahaha. Anyway...so the Vegas Showguys! That rolls much better and at least uses a real word structure. Nah, it's still not right.
Attempt 3.
How about the Tippers? Sounds like the Clippers, but these guys are named after the idea of tipping your dancer well AND you can tip the ball in in b-ball, so it has a dual meaning and sounds good. Hmm. Maybe.
Attempt 4.
The Vegas Vajazz? It's a play on, well, you know what, and the brilliant, if impractical concept of bestowing gems and jewels to your nethers to jazz them up AAANNND imagine having the the Jazz in Utah and then Vajazz a short hop away in Nevada?? It would be great! Imagine this:
-Dude #1: "Hey, my Pistons smashed the holy HELL outta the Vajazz the other night!"
Dude # 2: "No, stupid, it was the Jazz, they played the Jazz the other night!"
-Dude #1: "Oh, yeah, my bad, I'm always mixing the two up!"
It would be a whole lot easier if this wasn't a team of men, there would be ample name possibilities. Look at the recent Magic City debacle and the NBA! The league is ready for the The Las Vegas Strippers!!!!!
*Passes out face first in a bowl of frosted flakes*
