Net's Changing Their Name?

[THE HCP]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ba...might-rename-the-New-Jersey-Ne?urn=nba,242483

 

[Luther]

Stern will castrate this guy if he tries to do this!

 

[NJNetz]

*Nets'

Get it right.

 

[julius]

I don't know about the Nets changing names, but I like the idea of the Bobcats getting a name that's not so lame.

Instead of going through the whole "Jazz should be in New Orleans, Hornets should be in Charlotte" type arguments, I propose the Bobcats change their name.

Don't know what they should change it to though.

 

[KingSpeed]

Back in 1994, the Nets were serious about changing their name to the Swamp Dragons but ultimately, decided against it.

 

[Nikolokolus]

Nyets

 

[Eastoff]

Nyets

meet

*Nets'

Get it right.

 

[Eastoff]

You guys know they are moving to Brooklyn in 12-13 season? How about the New Jersey Avoiders. Then when they go to Brooklyn, they can be the Brooklyn Avoiders.

 

[THE HCP]

Brooklyn Dodgers!

 

[ABM]

"Mr. Prokhorov, tear down those banners!"

 

[THE HCP]

They will be playing in Newark next season also. What is Newark known for?

 

[BGrantFan]

They will be playing in Newark next season also. What is Newark known for?

crime

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

CSKA Shit Hole?

 

[THE HCP]

Newark Fuckin' Fugetaboutits!
Newark WatchooLookinats

 

[BlazerCaravan]

The New Jersey Shore
The New Jersey Fistpumpers
The New Jersey Guidos
The New Jersey Snookies

or something from here: http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/12/08/jersey-shore-nickname-generator/

 

[BGrantFan]

The Situation.

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

Since the new owner keeps emphasizing that he wants the team to have great international appeal, how about "the Internationals" or "World Team"? We can help their efforts by trading Rudy, rights to Claver and Patty Mills (or Petteri Koponnen) for Devin Harris.

 

[mook]

How about, "The Brooklyn Dodgers"?

 

[Eastoff]

Brooklyn Dodgers!

How about, "The Brooklyn Dodgers"?

You guys know they are moving to Brooklyn in 12-13 season? How about the New Jersey Avoiders. Then when they go to Brooklyn, they can be the Brooklyn Avoiders.

Did I not spell my joke out well enough? =\

 

[oldmangrouch]

He can call the team whatever he likes - as long as he arranges a Jimmy Hoffa retirement party for Stern.

 

[ehizzy3]

*Nets'

Get it right.

net is

 

[barfo]

Should call them the Brooklyn Bridges. Then every time the GM wants to make a trade, he can say "I've got a Bridge I'd like to sell you..."

barfo

 

[jlprk]

The Longshoreman!
The Garment Workers!
The AFL-CIO?
Compromise...The Look for the Union Label...just put labels on nameless jerseys
...or on the jersey, just put "Jersey"

The Coney Islanders!
The Sopranos!
The Italian Stallions?

 

[crandc]

They will be playing in Newark next season also. What is Newark known for?

I was born there. They can be the Newark crandcs!

 

[TripTango]

Newark Fams.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

How is related to the Blazers at all you dick licks?

 

[barfo]

How is related to the Blazers at all you dick licks?

It's too long, wouldn't fit on a jersey. How about just " New Jersey Dick Licks"?

barfo

 

[TripTango]

I think Ronan is trying to suggest that New Jersey become the East Coast branch of the Blazers -- an intriguing idea. JV Blazers?