Funny New RED RipCity Jerseys

[THE HCP]

You are part-Chinese? I had no idea.

Sorry, FAMS.

We know which part too! #BAM

 

[THE HCP]

The HCP is FEELING the PDX on the waste! Well done.

 

[hoopsjock]

These are just kind of okay, not good but not bad either. I don't really understand what the one stripe is for? I really wish they'd make Rip City two words. I think these are slightly better than the red jerseys from last year with the tire tracks across the front though. Is this replacing that one?

 

[THE HCP]

I think it's cool that the playoff teams "earned" a new uni option. Tanking teams should have to play in wacked uniforms

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

"Clients" HA! You mean yo bitches!

It ain't cool being no jive Turkey so close to Thanksgiving.

 

[BBert]

These are just kind of okay, not good but not bad either. I don't really understand what the one stripe is for? I really wish they'd make Rip City two words. I think these are slightly better than the red jerseys from last year with the tire tracks across the front though. Is this replacing that one?

I pray we've seen the last of the tire track jersey's. And not just because we seemed to get run over a lot when we wore them. They were stupid.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

I KNOW RIGHT. IT SEEMS THE UNIVERSE IS NOT WITHOUT A SENSE OF IRONY

But your avatar says you are an individual.

Everyone knows Asians all look the same, travel in groups, and when shit's going down, it's like 80 on 1. Plus, you seem to like Mexican food.

FAMS.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

The HCP is FEELING the PDX on the waste! Well done.

The HCP talking to himself via posts on S2.

Post-padding, again, FAMS?

#qualityoverquantityFAMS
#HCPisquantityoverqualityFAMS

 

[riverman]

I like the jersey...just don't like last seasons red with black lettering jersey at all...the black plaid I like..the white sleeved ripcity jersey from 2 years ago is probably my favorite...my Blazer cap has the untilted pinwheel....although the tilted one doesn't bother me that much.

 

[THE HCP]

It ain't cool being no jive Turkey so close to Thanksgiving.

FAMS YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT..... YOU CAN TALK ABOUT MY MOMMA AND EVEN MY KIDS....... BUT IF YOU EVER CALL ME A JIVE TURKEY AGAIN.........

 

[trailblazer18]

I KNOW RIGHT. IT SEEMS THE UNIVERSE IS NOT WITHOUT A SENSE OF IRONY

I heard a ridiculous amount of people can be traced back to Genghis Khan on that 23&Me test because he was poking everything he saw and is an ancestor to most of us.

 

[THE HCP]

I heard a ridiculous amount of people can be traced back to Genghis Khan on that 23&Me test because he was poking everything he saw and is an ancestor to most of us.

My first girlfriend out of high school worked at a Chinese restaurant.........

 

[trailblazer18]

My first girlfriend out of high school worked at a Chinese restaurant.........

Did she always sit at the bar and ask you for money at the end of the night?

 

[SlyPokerFox]

Red is a good color

 

[julius]

FAMS YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT..... YOU CAN TALK ABOUT MY MOMMA AND EVEN MY KIDS....... BUT IF YOU EVER CALL ME A JIVE TURKEY AGAIN.........

I like simple uniforms, which is why the original uniforms (the red one that Lenny Wilkens is wearing here: https://cdn.nba.net/nba-drupal-prod...17-08/legends-lenny-wilkens.jpg?itok=zwoyAlC3) are among my favorites, but I realize that's probably now way too plain jane.

I never got into the red uniforms last year, it was too muted and hard to read the lettering. Plus the tire tracks were hideous. I think a mixture of these two uniforms would've been nice. But the stripes being white would've worked better.

Red is their best alternative color, imho.

 

[THE HCP]

Did she always sit at the bar and ask you for money at the end of the night?

......Ya...... how'd you know that?

 

[THE HCP]

I like simple uniforms, which is why the original uniforms (the red one that Lenny Wilkens is wearing here: https://cdn.nba.net/nba-drupal-prod...17-08/legends-lenny-wilkens.jpg?itok=zwoyAlC3) are among my favorites, but I realize that's probably now way too plain jane.

I never got into the red uniforms last year, it was too muted and hard to read the lettering. Plus the tire tracks were hideous. I think a mixture of these two uniforms would've been nice. But the stripes being white would've worked better.

Red is their best alternative color, imho.

The Lenny uni are EASILY the best Trail Blazer uniform EVER created!

 

[julius]

......Ya...... how'd you know that?

he had the same girlfriend in high school.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

My first girlfriend out of high school worked at a Chinese restaurant.........

Hung Far Low?

 

[riverman]

......Ya...... how'd you know that?

Mrs HCP talks in her sleep?

 

[riverman]

Hung Far Low?

Hung Bare Li

 

[THE HCP]

Damn..... you guys are killin' me. She used to call me her favorite "round-eye" ever!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Hung Far Low?

Formosa on MLK!

 

[julius]

Damn..... you guys are killin' me. She used to call me her favorite "round-eye" ever!

She probably said she loved your "round thighs", but you were too busy polishing your shoes to fully pay attention to what she said.

 

[THE HCP]

She probably said she loved your "round thighs", but you were too busy polishing your shoes to fully pay attention to what she said.

All this time I thought we were boys!

 

[julius]

All this time I thought we were boys!

Should I be cracking on your wife instead? Would that fix things?

 

[hoopsjock]

Should I be cracking on your wife instead? Would that fix things?

Her cracks are currently occupied but I'll let you know when we're done.

 

[trailblazer18]

......Ya...... how'd you know that?

Lucky guess!

 

[The Professional Fan]

It ain't cool being no jive Turkey so close to Thanksgiving.

Relax, no one called anyone a "JT"

 

[THE HCP]

Relax, no one called anyone a "JT"