Funny New s2 vernacular

[Wizard Mentor]

The Brits have many interesting sayings, such as "Struth" and "Bob's your uncle". The latter means that you've come into a fortunate situation, or windfall.

So, the hallmarks of artful s2 conversation are...

"Deal Comin' Soon" (MM)
"Learn the Game, then Post" (Kingspeed)
edit:
"Why can't I see this post?" (HCP)
"I hear he drinks like a fish." (BGD)
"Link, or it didn't happen."
"Hold on to your shorts!"
Any semi-crass reference to Mrs. HCP
Any reference to HCP mowing lawns, or being an illegal
Any dog puns related to @SlyPokerDog

and now...
"Dame's Your Cousin"

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

"Waiving the Dame's Cousin"

Used to be the "white flag" when we'd sub all the white guys in the game.

 

[julius]

Drink like a fish has to be included. Tho I'm not sure who deserves credit.

 

[andalusian]

Why can't I see this post?

 

[Strenuus]

Drink like a fish has to be included. Tho I'm not sure who deserves credit.

Pretty sure that was BGD

 

[HailBlazers]

Let's Go Cousin

 

[Orion Bailey]

$50

 

[THE HCP]

Why can't I see this post?

This is going to be my next tattoo!!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This is going to be my next tattoo!!

It'll be better than your last one...

 

[Shaboid]

HFB

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Drink like a fish has to be included. Tho I'm not sure who deserves credit.

A classic, absolutely.

 

[Orion Bailey]

No link? No proof.

 

[julius]

Pretty sure that was BGD

Oh, I know he first said it, but several of us milked it and made it part of the lexicon

 

[Minstrel]

Wasn't "learn the game, then post" a KingSpeed thing?

 

[Strenuus]

Oh, I know he first said it, but several of us milked it and made it part of the lexicon

Haha also true. He does deserve the credit though lmao.

 

[Natebishop3]

Wasn't "learn the game, then post" a KingSpeed thing?

Yup, and also "Checkmate"

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

It moved from realgm to here:

hold onto your shorts!

 

[Wizard Mentor]

Wasn't "learn the game, then post" a KingSpeed thing?

ack! Yes, fixed.
Though, it might of been his former nom de guerres.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Fuck commiecast

 

[riverman]

You cut and paste these, right?

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

At least that's what Mrs. HCP told me.....

 

[riverman]

Slypokerdog is an asshole!

 

[Fairly-Hard]

Slypokerdog is an asshole!

That might not be considered “New” vernacular?

 

[Wizard Mentor]

At least that's what Mrs. HCP told me.....

Dame's your Cousin

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

Dame's your Cousin

Does that mean I get a contract as well?!?!?

 

[riverman]

Does that mean I get a contract as well?!?!?

Spending your offseason working Jody Allen's security detail is part of the deal

 

[Fairly-Hard]

Spending your offseason working Jody Allen's security detail is part of the deal

He’s too sexy for that. Big problems.