hahaha!! Nice.
Reminds me of a story, if you don't mind me sharing here.
When my fianc?e and I went to the Shedd Aquarium a year ago there was this homeless guy that came up to us while we relaxing outside on a bench. He's like, "Do you have two bucks to buy this weekly newspaper article. All money goes to my homeless African American organization and I only have a few left." I'm like, "Uhh, no, sorry."
Then when he finally gets the picture (at least ten minutes later) he leaves and finds two women across from us. They give him a few bucks so he turns around and walks our direction. He then dumps all those paper articles in a bush and says to me, "hey do you have a couple of bucks, it helps out African American children, let me go get .. oh wait, I already tried you." Then shrugs and walks away. I laughed so damn hard.