Ninja Assassin comes out tomorrow

[Buzz Killington]

No doubt this will be the greatest movie of all time.

 

[CelticKing]

I'm excited as well. Should be a nice movie. Going to see 2012 later tonight with my brother and cousin.

Also we have a Movies section here at S2, not sure if you knew.

 

[Buzz Killington]

I go to the movies like once a year.

 

[CelticKing]

I go to the movies like once a year.

I usually go like every month sometimes two.

Always try and catch a nice movie that I know will be a classic down the road. (big fan of ww2 movies, and thrillers)

 

[Buzz Killington]

The last movie I watched was Bruno. I actually saw the Michael Jackson movie but that was for work.

 

[CelticKing]

The last movie I watched was Bruno. I actually saw the Michael Jackson movie but that was for work.

Bruno was funny but it was weird watching it too. lol

 

[Buzz Killington]

yeah good shit. I watched GI Joe...i loved that shit. I have terrible taste in movies.

 

[mook]

There has to be one fucking decent movie out there with the word "Ninja" in the title.

How can so much win translate into so much fail?

 

[mook]

Maybe the secret to really good ninja movies is that nobody knows they are there.

There are dozens of great ninja DVD's right behind you!

*poof* Now they're gone.

 

[barfo]

I hope Ninja Assassin's friends and family are supportive.

barfo

 

[Minstrel]

Ninja Assassin got a 26% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. That's not good.

I wonder if film-makers just assume that movies featuring ninjas or pirates will automatically be good, so put no effort into them? The only movie featuring either ninja or pirates that I liked was Pirates of the Caribbean, and that was purely due to Johnny Depp's Keith Richards pirate. He alone was very win. The rest of that movie was pretty weak.

 

[mook]

Ninja Assassin got a 26% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. That's not good.

That's fucking Oscar material by ninja movie standards.

 

[ehizzy3]

i heard there is good action but the storyline blows

 

[Buzz Killington]

I hope its violent like that movie "WANTED". Good shit!

 

[THE HCP]

What if Keith Richards played a ninja in a movie?

 

[Minstrel]

What if Keith Richards played a ninja in a movie?

Keith Richards and Mick Jagger would be better cast in a zombie movie at this point.

I'm not entirely sure that they're not actually undead kept alive by dark arts. If so, they take no pains to hide it.

 

[maxiep]

Here is the greatest Ninja movie of all time.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

I hope Ninja Assassin's friends and family are supportive.

barfo

Hahaha.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

Ninja Assassin got a 26% rating on Rotten Tomatoes. That's not good.

I wonder if film-makers just assume that movies featuring ninjas or pirates will automatically be good, so put no effort into them? The only movie featuring either ninja or pirates that I liked was Pirates of the Caribbean, and that was purely due to Johnny Depp's Keith Richards pirate. He alone was very win. The rest of that movie was pretty weak.

And Orlando Bloom is the biggest douchebag I've ever seen.

 

[CelticKing]

Here is the greatest Ninja movie of all time.

haha damn good actor, so sad that he died young. He was born for comedies.

 

[Colonel Ronan]

And about the movie, I probably won't spend the $10 to see it.