(NSFW) Serious question: Your BJ's to Sex ratio

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Ok...so I was having some fun with my lady friend last night and she says I've got it really good. I get a BJ virtually everytime before we go to the main course. She says between the girls she talks to this stuff about that this often of pampering is virtually non-existent.

So the questions I want to ask:

Married, long term relationship, constant booty call, or man whore?
Your age, womans age?
How often you get laid per month?
What is the ratio of how often a BJ is included in sex?
Are there special circumstances for you to get a BJ? (bday, anniversary, only when reciprocated, etc)

So Im sure this thread will get its smartass answers but I really want some truthful ones as well. Please answer all the questions but if you want to leave some out but answer some others thats cool too. Ill give you something to cut and paste to make the answers more uniform.

Relationship type:
Mans age/ Womans age:
How often you get laid per month:
BJ/Sex ratio:
Special circumstances:

So I want some real answers!
 
I'm married. My wife included in her vows that I no longer receive fellatio.
 
maxiep said:
I'm married. My wife included in her vows that I no longer receive fellatio.
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yet she did before? What was the ratio when she did? how long were you together before getting married?

btw....bummer dude
 
Relationship type: long term booty
Mans age/ Womans age: 30/30
How often you get laid per month: 8
BJ/Sex ratio: 1/1
Special circumstances: me being there
 
Single. 1.677777 blow jobs to one lay? ???

most of my shit is short term so that skews the ratios I guess....
 
do you really stop getting head when you get married? fuck that i ain't never gettin' married then.

i bet those chicks are lying, i would have thought girls sucked more dicks than they've been laid. who knows. maybe the wimmins can enlighten us on this one. :)
 
BTOWN_HUSTLA said:
do you really stop getting head when you get married? fuck that i ain't never gettin' married then.

i bet those chicks are lying, i would have thought girls sucked more dicks than they've been laid. who knows. maybe the wimmins can enlighten us on this one. :)
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Nah, I was just making an old joke.

The issue of fellatio is a double-edged sword, so to speak. I've dated women who were REALLY REALLY good at it, and to me that diminshed their long term suitability for a mate. After all, being that good at something where technique is at a premium requires practice. I never wanted to be one of those guys where at my wedding there would be dozens of people in the pews saying, "He's a lucky guy, she gives AMAZING head".
 
meh, better than getting bad head for the rest of your life. :) i just hear the old adage of women not giving it up as much and letting themselves go after marriage. don't know if its true or not.
 
dude...stop derailing this thread...i took the time with the OP. I want real answers and not to get this closed cause of your comments
 
I'm a 27 year old virgin and I am waiting for marriage. I have held hands at the movies (Gigli) and kissed on the lips once at the state fair.
 
Relationship type: ex-girlfriend/constant booty
Mans age/ Womans age: 25/22
How often you get laid per month: 4-6
BJ/Sex ratio: 1/2
Special circumstances: I have to go down on her before she agrees to go down on me.
 
maxiep said:
Nah, I was just making an old joke.

The issue of fellatio is a double-edged sword, so to speak. I've dated women who were REALLY REALLY good at it, and to me that diminshed their long term suitability for a mate. After all, being that good at something where technique is at a premium requires practice. I never wanted to be one of those guys where at my wedding there would be dozens of people in the pews saying, "He's a lucky guy, she gives AMAZING head".
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lol i have been to one of those weddings.
 
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell, but I will confirm that in marriage and in the bedroom, Karma rules. :cheers:
 
Relationship type: GF
Mans age/ Womans age: 21/19
How often you get laid per month: 3-4 times a week/12-16 times a month
BJ/Sex ratio: 1/2
Special circumstances: None that I can think of. I don't have to go down on her every time.
 
Married, long term relationship, constant booty call, or man whore? Married
Your age, womans age? 24/26
How often you get laid per month? 20+
What is the ratio of how often a BJ is included in sex? Every other time we have sex
Are there special circumstances for you to get a BJ? If I do the dishes or take out the garbage.

I think after 30 I will not receive nearly as much head. You are lucky though DaRizzle, I mean I'm shocked any woman talks to you.
 
maxiep said:
I'm married. My wife included in her vows that I no longer receive fellatio.
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That explains the difference between your wife and your job.

Your job still sucks. :pimp:





Kinda have the same problem btw....:cheers:

I still get the blow job....but am not allowed to cum until she has been pleasured.
 
Well when you say BJ, do you mean the full thing? Like do I have to blow my load while she is blowing me for it to count as a blow job. Because every time we fuck, I get head, but I don't always finish with head because we start bangin.
 
Relationship type: Married
Mans age/ Womans age: 36/33 -- sounds like a warranty, doesn't it? Heh.
How often you get laid per month: Boy. Uh, sometimes 16 times/month. Sometimes once. Sort of depends. You know, is it summer and she's wearing less clothes, are the kids sleeping reasonably well, is there anything on tv, is my thong at the cleaners....
BJ/Sex ratio: Actually, I'm not that big a fan of BJ's. Once or twice a year does me fine, I guess. Afterwards you have that whole, "Geez, I suppose I have to kiss her for that" thing I talked about in the other thread. Post-BJ kissing has always kind of disgusted me. Then I wonder, "When was the last time I showered?" She's never stinky, but I suspect I am. Frankly, the whole thing is just too complex. I'd rather just bone. She seems ok with that too. I got no problem going down on her, though. That's fun as hell.
Special circumstances:
Frankly, maybe it's just me being married 9 years, but frequency is way overrated. I'd rather have fantastic sex every other month than force a schedule for every third night. Sometimes it's often, sometimes it ain't. The important thing is to have fun. We always seem to.
 
I go through phases, I suppose. I will have a ton of action going on for a few months with one or more "friends with benfits" and then go through a lull that sees me lonely and with nothing for a few months. Not sure why it works out that way, but it just really does. I don't really "date" girls seriously unless they are super-special, and they obviously feel the same way about me. I am picky about that though.


So to average out the statistics based on dry verses rainy periods of sexuality, I will go with:

Relationship type: Single, but with prospects.
Mans age/ Womans age: I am 26 / Anything from 21- 31.
How often you get laid per month: Currently, zero. During good times, about 25....so somewhere between that. Let's say 10.
BJ/Sex ratio: Depends on the girl. My last serious girlfriend shied away from it. The last few girls I have been with, however, have been all about it. I would say 1 bj for every full on sexual encounter
Special circumstances: Um..... just whenever it arises.. (no pun intended).



by the way, you might want to change this to also represent gay relationships. Your template reads, " Mans age/ Womans age". Maybe you should go with "Your age/ Partner's age". Just a thought.
 
I couldn't get a hand job in a crack house with an eight ball taped to my nuts.
 
handclap problematic said:
I go through phases, I suppose. I will have a ton of action going on for a few months with one or more "friends with benfits" and then go through a lull that sees me lonely and with nothing for a few months. Not sure why it works out that way, but it just really does. I don't really date "girls" seriously unless they are super-special, and they obviously feel the same way about me. I am picky about that though.


So to average out the statistics based on dry verses rainy periods of sexuality, I will go with:

Relationship type: Single, but with prospects.
"Your" age/ "Partner's" age: I am 26 / Anything from 21- 31.
How often you get laid per month: Currently, zero. During good times, about 25....so somewhere between that. Let's say 10.
BJ/Sex ratio: Depends on the "girl". My last serious "girlfriend" shied away from it. The last few "girls" I have been with, however, have been all about it. I would say 1 bj for every full on sexual encounter
Special circumstances: Um..... just whenever it arises.. (no pun intended).



by the way, you might want to change this to also represent gay relationships. Your template reads, " Mans age/ Womans age". Maybe you should go with "Your age/ Partner's age". Just a thought.
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...thought fixed :dunno:
 
I'll offer this coloring up to anyone else who has been in my current position. Right now, the wife and I are trying to breed another lil' maxiep. It COMPLETELY takes the joy and spontaneity out of sex. She's taking her temperature and graphing it. I'm constantly thinking about having two days of storage, but no more than five. And when it happens, it's forced and mechanical. To increase the chances, certain steps have to be taken and certain positions are encouraged. The wife is stressed and it's not much fun for me either. Hell, I'm expecting a call to come home from work one day this week and I'm almost dreading it.

Has anyone else had the same experience? I'll just be relieved when the procreation phase of our relationship is over.
 
maxiep said:
I'll offer this coloring up to anyone else who has been in my current position. Right now, the wife and I are trying to breed another lil' maxiep. It COMPLETELY takes the joy and spontaneity out of sex. She's taking her temperature and graphing it. I'm constantly thinking about having two days of storage, but no more than five. And when it happens, it's forced and mechanical. To increase the chances, certain steps have to be taken and certain positions are encouraged. The wife is stressed and it's not much fun for me either. Hell, I'm expecting a call to come home from work one day this week and I'm almost dreading it.

Has anyone else had the same experience? I'll just be relieved when the procreation phase of our relationship is over.
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I hope my life never becomes like this.
 
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