Nurkic sucks, he will never be able to average 20pts & 20rbds for the rest of the season

[SlyPokerDog]

@HCP make sure you show Nurk this thread.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

He also doesn't have enough money to send all the guys here who stick up for him 50 grand.

 

[KeepOnRollin]

You NEED to be MORE specific!

I would love an average of 18 points and 15 boards with 3 blocks, 4 assists and 2 steals personally.

 

[Natebishop3]

This is true.

 

[Labinot41]

Yeah that's ma boy. Told ya so. Nurk was Lazy in Denver and is lazy and sloppy in Portland, in his Contract Year btw. And still can't shot.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Get em Nurk^^^^^

Probably Jokic using an anonymous screen name. Something I would do honestly

 

[Titan]

If Nurk can't average a quadruple double, he is dead to me.

 

[Nate]

He also doesn't have enough money to send all the guys here who stick up for him 50 grand.

Me likey new avatar

 

[Lukee]

Wait till @Mr. Robot see this thread

 

[riverman]

Hi...I'm Pappa Nurk....who this Sly puker dog and where can I find him...NOW

I MAKE DOG SAUSAGE!!!!

 

[tykendo]

Yeah that's ma boy. Told ya so. Nurk was Lazy in Denver and is lazy and sloppy in Portland, in his Contract Year btw. And still can't shot.

UH, NO!

 

[julius]

@HCP you should tell him that fans here know he can't dunk over people

 

[Natebishop3]

If we're being completely honest, Nurk is the best offensive center we've had since Sabonis. He's only 23. We didn't even get Sabas until he was 31. I think the kid has a bright future.

 

[Blazers Roy]

That thing he does when he has the ball 2ft from the rim and tries a weird layup like an 8 yr old with an oversized ball...drives me up the wall.

 

[Hoopguru]

If we're being completely honest, Nurk is the best offensive center we've had since Sabonis. He's only 23. We didn't even get Sabas until he was 31. I think the kid has a bright future.

agree...remember Duck early on got mentally side tracked once in a while but he came around. Try and imagine Nurk at 25 if he stays healthy. He will have a whole bunch more in his arsenal, better touch around the hoop, and more of a beast than he is now.

 

[Mr. Robot]

@HCP make sure you show Nurk this thread.

Nurk doesnt give a fuck about this thread and heres the proof:

Nurk plays when he wants, how he wants!

 

[jlprk]

If we're being completely honest, Nurk is the best offensive center we've had since Sabonis.

Yes, he is. He should close the deal by taking one more step and dunk it. Plumlee, too, did the finger roll too much, which tells me that the bad habit is being taught by our coaches.

 

[andalusian]

Nurk doesnt give a fuck about this thread and heres the proof:

Nurk plays when he wants, how he wants!

Mr. Robot, I thought you were a Nurk fan, and here you say he is as soft as a sponge.

At least make him Patrick - who is a star

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

If we're being completely honest, Nurk is the best offensive center we've had since Sabonis. He's only 23. We didn't even get Sabas until he was 31. I think the kid has a bright future.

Yeah, Nurk is our best offensive center since Sabas but look at the company he is in...

Dale Davis, Theo Ratliff, Joel Pryzbilla, Jamaal Magloire, Greg Oden, Marcus Camby, JJ Hickson (lol), Robin Lopez, and Mason Plumlee... a real who's who of offensive juggernauts

 

[Mr. Robot]

Mr. Robot, I thought you were a Nurk fan, and here you say he is as soft as a sponge.

At least make him Patrick - who is a star

-1

 

[riverman]

Yeah, Nurk is our best offensive center since Sabas but look at the company he is in...

Dale Davis, Theo Ratliff, Joel Pryzbilla, Jamaal Magloire, Greg Oden, Marcus Camby, JJ Hickson (lol), Robin Lopez, and Mason Plumlee... a real who's who of offensive juggernauts

you forgot Joel Freeland and Jared Jeffries as well as Chris Kaman

 

[BlazerDuckSeahawkFan94]

you forgot Joel Freeland and Jared Jeffries as well as Chris Kaman

And Ha... oh well outside of Kaman all those guys were pretty useless in the scheme of things, Kaman would be a good coach, too bad we got him when he was old as sin.