Science Obama just said aliens are real!

[Rastapopoulos]

https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/s/9IGuiIjt5b

 

[Rastapopoulos]

 

[Everything Beagle]

I mean, the conspiracy of rich people bonded by pedophilia turned out to be true so why the fuck not aliens too?

 

[Phatguysrule]

That has to be a troll

 

[Everything Beagle]

That has to be a troll

My favorite scene in Independence Day is when Randy Quaid’s character, in the pilot’s meeting to fight the alien mothership over the city, talks about when he was abducted by aliens and everyone scoffs at him.

 

[Phatguysrule]

My favorite scene in Independence Day is when Randy Quaid’s character, in the pilot’s meeting to fight the alien mothership over the city, talks about when he was abducted by aliens and everyone scoffs at him.

I know he's a psycho but I freaking love Randy Quaid in every movie I've seen him in.

Crazy roles, serious roles. So entertaining.

 

[riverman]

The octopus ...there's your alien in plain site and sometimes in rice vinegar in sushi!

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I thought Tom Delonge already had this confirmed.

 

[crandc]

The octopus has no genetic connection to any other species on earth...there's your alien in plain site and sometimes in rice vinegar in sushi!

Octopus and squid are closely related.

 

[riverman]

Octopus and squid are closely related.

I stand corrected! I didn't realize they were related but learned Cephalopods are mollusks with legs attached to their heads. Interesting. They lost their outer shells apparently thousands of years ago.

 

[crandc]

I stand corrected! I didn't realize they were related but learned Cephalopods are mollusks with legs attached to their heads. Interesting. They lost their outer shells apparently thousands of years ago.

Exactly. Cousins to clams and mussels.

 

[crandc]

President Obama issued a clarification. There is no evidence for aliens but given size of the universe it is probable there is extraterrestrial life.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

President Obama issued a clarification. There is no evidence for aliens but given size of the universe it is probable there is extraterrestrial life.

The aliens told him to say that.

 

[Phatguysrule]

“I was trying to stick with the spirit of the speed round, but since it’s gotten attention let me clarify. Statistically, the universe is so vast that the odds are good there’s life out there,” he said. “But the distances between solar systems are so great that the chances we’ve been visited by aliens is low, and I saw no evidence during my presidency that extraterrestrials have made contact with us. Really!”

 

[crandc]

Trump actually said Obama's comments revealed classified information. That universe is big is classified? But added since he can declassify with his mind, he out of the goodness of his heart can declassify so Obama won't get into trouble.

 

[MickZagger]

Trump is going to release the files!

 

[PDXFonz]

You earthlings can’t handle the truth about aliens.

Uh.. I mean, You guys can’t handle the truth about aliens.

 

[Sheldon Shape]

Obama is lying. He's producer a film on the Betty & Barney Hill abduction for a reason. He has seen evidence.

 

[PDXFonz]

Area 51 is obviously a United States Military facility involved in the advancement of technology for the aid of the United States military.

There’s actually nothing exciting about Area 51 if you think about it.

Area 51 was developed to aid in the United States testing of Nuclear weapons (In whatever way that was). At one point it was part of the US’s nuclear development program. It’s likely that Area 51 was where much of the technological programming for nuclear weapons occurred.

The United States military carried out over 900 nuclear tests in the Nevada National Security Site over 50 years. The overwhelming majority of their tests over this time occurred there (~%90)

There are no UFO’s at Area 51.

 

[crandc]

I remember reading The Cat From Outer Space.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

NASA Reacts To Donald Trump’s UFO Announcement​

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Area 51 is obviously a United States Military facility involved in the advancement of technology for the aid of the United States military.

There’s actually nothing exciting about Area 51 if you think about it.

Area 51 was developed to aid in the United States testing of Nuclear weapons (In whatever way that was). At one point it was part of the US’s nuclear development program. It’s likely that Area 51 was where much of the technological programming for nuclear weapons occurred.

The United States military carried out over 900 nuclear tests in the Nevada National Security Site over 50 years. The overwhelming majority of their tests over this time occurred there (~%90)

There are no UFO’s at Area 51.

So now we know you're part of the coverup. Nice job outing yourself!