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So why are men so fucking obsessed with abortion?
It's pretty simple, let me mansplain it to you. See, imagine you are a man. Imagine you go into a school, say for a parent-teacher conference. And suppose the school nurse sees you and cuts off your penis because that's what they do to the kids and the nurse has poor eyesight so she didn't notice you were an adult. And maybe you could get it reattached but the nurse feeds it to her dog and then a Haitian eats the dog. Should you eat the Haitian to get your penis back? That may not work. So now you are stuck playing women's sports, which you are very very good at but when practice is over you go home you find that your wife went to your other kid's school and now your wife is a man, baby! So the two of you get busy in the bedroom and later when you go to see your wife's gynecologist you are told you are pregnant, with septuplets. So you carry them to term and give birth, but the doctor thinks they are 'not his type' and executes several of them after they are born - against your wishes!
This is why we are obsessed with golf! I mean abortion!
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