OK, 'fess up...

[BrianFromWA]

From Simmons' mailbag today:

My fantasy football team this year? Casey Anthony's MILF All Stars. I am absolutely giving you and the mustache 100% of the blame/credit. I never thought like this before I started reading your columns. Oh, who am I kidding? I thought like this long before I hated hearing you talk about the f-ing Red Sox. Seriously though, I'd let Casey Anthony touch my penis.
— Scott, Portland, OR

SG: (Afraid to say anything.)

I know HCP's name isn't Scott. BeerBoy might need another outlet with HCP locked-out at home, but it doesn't feel right. Probably not Julius or PapaG...El Pres would sign it from LA, iirc. Barfo, Maris and SPD don't seem to be in that demographic...
Gut feel is 3ra1n1ac.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I always lie about my name and location in these type of things. But I don't play fantasy football.

 

[ABM]

I'm sitting here at the beach with BLAZER PROPHET. He's just admitted to me that he's the Scott G from Simmons' mailbag.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Hilarious!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I'm sitting here at the beach with BLAZER PROPHET. He's just admitted to me that he's the Scott G from Simmons' mailbag.

You damn liar.

That's fine. You can take it back or there's going to be a firestorm around here, Mr. CL.

 

[ABM]

You damn liar.

That's fine. You can take it back or there's going to be a firestorm around here, Mr. CL.

Despite the fact that you've always had that little secret crush on her, OK, OK, I'll take it back.

 

[ABM]

You damn liar.

That's fine. You can take it back or there's going to be a firestorm around here, Mr. CL.

Despite the fact that you've always had that little secret crush on her, OK, OK, I'll take it back.

 

[Nikolokolus]

Well whomever it is that can take credit (blame?) it's pretty fucking good. Well done sir.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

my names ben