OK, Here's The Best I Can Do (Finalized) On The KP Meet & Greet

[ABM]

OK,

Here's the latest and last update from Jim Taylor:

Ugh. This has not been a fun process this year has it? I'm sorry. I feel bad. Let's just have everyone meet at the PF at 1:30 PM. We'll have KP meet with you then and tour to follow. Thanks.

JT

See y'all then!

 

[Idog1976]

Would it be wrong to hide in Oden's locker with a basketball, and when he opens it I could pretend to lay up the ball hoping he would instinctively swat me and the ball to the ground?

 

[ABM]

Would it be wrong to hide in Oden's locker with a basketball, and when he opens it I could pretend to lay up the ball hoping he would instinctively swat me and the ball to the ground?

Hmmm............I once had that same thing in mind.

It's somewhat cluttered, though.................

 

[Idog1976]

LMAO that's awesome! What do you think the odds are we meet any players or coaches? Can you ask Tim about that? Should I bring a basketball just in case...for autographs I mean...

 

[THE HCP]

If you want, I can be there to autograph any team gear you want me to!

 

[Master Shake]

If you want, I can be there to autograph any team gear you want me to!

Someone grab me an autographed HCP jock-strap. Thanks!

 

[julius]

Someone grab me an autographed HCP jock-strap. Thanks!

HCP always autographs his jock-straps. But thats mostly because he signs the front of them so he can remember which is the front and which is the back.

On a related note, for the longest time his mother used to do the same thing with his underwear when he was a kid. See, he kept having problems putting his underwear on backwards all the time. So his mother devised a brilliant plan. She'd put "front" and "back" on the part of the waistband. so that way he'd remember which is which. She also would put his name on them, so he would stop accidentally putting on his sisters underwear (accidental my ass!)..

So anytime someone would ask him what his name is, he'd pull his underwear out a bit and read the label.

"My name is John Back" he would say...

 

[BenDavis503]

Hmmm............I once had that same thing in mind.

It's somewhat cluttered, though.................

Greg Oden uses Speed Stick! Is that afro-sheen in Nics locker?!??!?!?

 

[ABM]

Sure am gonna miss these.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sure am gonna miss these.

There will be one this year. The new GM will want reconnect the franchise with the fans and this is an annual event. We know Wheels will show up. All you have to do is push for it to happen.

Except this year we want free lunch and t-shirts!

 

[craigehlo]

Sure am gonna miss these.

We can go visit him at the Arby's he'll be managing once he's canned at One Center Court.

 

[Eastoff]

^^^ I doubt KP is going to be working an arby's.

 

[jlprk]

I was thinking Clippers GM, in which case he'll hold court at a McDonald's in San Pedro.

 

[Wheels]

We know Wheels will show up.

This works both ways.. I'm bummed I wasnt able to attend one of these.

 

[barfo]

Sure am gonna miss these.

Why don't you set one up now? Could be very interesting.

barfo

 

[THE HCP]

That's fine........ now everybody will be able to come to the 1st annual HCP "Meat & Greet" at Morton's this summer!

 

[ABM]

That's fine........ now everybody will be able to come to the 1st annual HCP "Meat & Greet" at Morton's this summer!

I, for one, don't wanna greet your meat!

 

[BGrantFan]

KP's biggest mistake was not reading this board and all of the criticisms of him. He should have invited those who know better than he does about GMing and stuff.

 

[ABM]

KP's biggest mistake was not reading this board and all of the criticisms of him. He should have invited those who know better than he does about GMing and stuff.

He told me he reads our board all the time. Wants to "stay relevant and close to the ground."

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

He told me he reads our board all the time. Wants to "stay relevant and close to the ground."

That is what I heard too. The problem is that he has been taking trade ideas from the board and continually offering Joel's ending contract for Lebron.

 

[Eastoff]

That's fine........ now everybody will be able to come to the 1st annual HCP "Meat & Greet" at Morton's this summer!

This summer, is it going to be ALL summer long?! Is that your new off-season job working there? Did you get one of those subway man outfits, but for Morton? But seriously, when duder?

 

[jlprk]

He told me he reads our board all the time. Wants to "stay relevant and close to the ground."

Canzano says Pritchard posts on message boards (presumably Sports 2, the premium one, of course).

http://sportstwo.com/threads/132913-Merged-Who-is-KP
(See Post #1)

 

[ABM]

Canzano says Pritchard posts on message boards (presumably Sports 2, the premium one, of course).

http://sportstwo.com/threads/132913-Merged-Who-is-KP
(See Post #1)

Whitsitt still posts here, as well. Even, while running that other company with his wife.

 

[jlprk]

How do you know this???

Who told you!!!!

 

[ABM]

How do you know this???

Who told you!!!!

Peter Vecsey's proverbial sources.

 

[Harry's Raincoat]

WHEN IS THE MEET & GREET?

 

[ABM]

WHEN IS THE MEET & GREET?

Working on it.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

RSVP 1 FOR ME IF ITS ON A THURSDAY, FRIDAY OR SATURDAY.

 

[ABM]

RSVP 1 FOR ME IF ITS ON A THURSDAY, FRIDAY OR SATURDAY.

Most likely, it will be a relatively somber event. A black-balloon affair.

 

[BGrantFan]

Most likely, it will be a relatively somber event. A black-balloon affair.

Can MIXUM bring his Kpee voodoo doll?