Okay, Oregon State fans

[e_blazer]

How many of you knew this:

http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2013/10/01/beaver-butts-emit-goo-used-for-vanilla-flavoring/

Kind of explains why Riley's offense is so plain vanilla.

Of course, Duck fans can't get too giddy about this. The only thing useful that comes out of a duck's ass is feathers for pillows and comforters.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

In OSU's loss to a high school team earlier this season, it was discovered that Riley's playbook was stolen the night before the game. He was furious! He wasn't done coloring it yet.

 

[BlazerWookee]

No wonder Riley coaches like his shit don't stink...

 

[magnifier661]

Beaver fans are the devil

 

[Eastoff]

Okay you four band wagoners, how many of you went to UofO?
You are the Lakers fans of College football.
I listen to NPR twice a day during my commute, and I think they cite Oregon State as a news sources, almost always for science/math purposes, ten times as often as the UofO.

 

[magnifier661]

Okay you four band wagoners, how many of you went to UofO?

Duck fans are the devil too.

 

[magnifier661]

U of O program sucks. They need to die in a flame of hell fire and brimstone!

Beaver fans are stuck in the 70's. Full bush hasn't been popular for over 30 years!

It's all about the trojan's man! They protect you from paying out your ass in child support!

 

[e_blazer]

U of O program sucks. They need to die in a flame of hell fire and brimstone!

Beaver fans are stuck in the 70's. Full bush hasn't been popular for over 30 years!

It's all about the trojan's man! They protect you from paying out your ass in child support!

That USC program just pays out it's ass to buy athletes.

 

[e_blazer]

Okay you four band wagoners, how many of you went to UofO?
You are the Lakers fans of College football.
I listen to NPR twice a day during my commute, and I think they cite Oregon State as a news sources, almost always for science/math purposes, ten times as often as the UofO.

How's the hybrid Prius running these days?

 

[magnifier661]

That USC program just pays out it's ass to buy athletes.

Is there any other way?

 

[The_Lillard_King]

U of O program sucks. They need to die in a flame of hell fire and brimstone!

Beaver fans are stuck in the 70's. Full bush hasn't been popular for over 30 years!

It's all about the trojan's man! They protect you from paying out your ass in child support!

Well that explains alot . . . you went to University of Spoiled Children

 

[magnifier661]

Well that explains alot . . . you went to University of Spoiled Children

I never went there. I don't even follow college sports. I just know you fucks hate USC!

 

[The_Lillard_King]

I never went there. I don't even follow college sports. I just know you fucks hate USC!

Who said anything about USC . . .

 

[Eastoff]

How's the hybrid Prius running these days?

LUL what a cowardly post.

 

[e_blazer]

LUL what a cowardly post.

Cowardly? It was intended to be humorous, but perhaps things are more sensitive here than I had thought.

 

[Eastoff]

Cowardly? It was intended to be humorous, but perhaps things are more sensitive here than I had thought.

Oh okay, so what you're saying is you didn't go to UofO? Did you go to college?

 

[e_blazer]

No, I didn't go to UO or OSU. undergrad at Western Oregon, masters from PSU. I root for both OSU and UO.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Went to and graduated from U of O. I can't shut up about a cousin who played there. Out of all you yahoos, I'm the most qualified to be a Duck fan.

 

[Eastoff]

Went to and graduated from U of O. I can't shut up about a cousin who played there. Out of all you yahoos, I'm the most qualified to be a Duck fan.

My dad's roommate, they both went to OSU, was a HUGE ducks honk back in the 70s. He went to civil war games and cheered for the ducks in the student section.

 

[Eastoff]

No, I didn't go to UO or OSU. undergrad at Western Oregon, masters from PSU. I root for both OSU and UO.

That explains many things...

 

[mobes23]

Went to and graduated from U of O. I can't shut up about a cousin who played there. Out of all you yahoos, I'm the most qualified to be a Duck fan.

Hey, sorry to hear it. Thoughts and prayers are with you, man. Keep trying, keep fighting and someday you WILL overcome that hurdle.

 

[e_blazer]

That explains many things...

Yup. I'm still trying to overcome that disadvantageous start, but it's been so long ago now that I forget what it was I didn't learn.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Hey, sorry to hear it. Thoughts and prayers are with you, man. Keep trying, keep fighting and someday you WILL overcome that hurdle.

Not only that, I was an English Lit major!