Olympic Hero Michael Phelps bangs trannys.

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Good for him. Such a brave person.



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...le-describes-amazing-sex-Olympic-swimmer.html

Michael Phelps' self-proclaimed 'girlfriend', 41, reveals she was born a male as she describes her 'amazing intimacy' with Olympic swimmer

Michael Phelps' self-proclaimed girlfriend Taylor Lianne Chandler has revealed she was born David Roy Fitch

Chandler is intersex, meaning she has male genitalia but no testicles, and a uterus but no ovaries. She is revealing her 'amazing sex life' with Phelps in a new interview, claiming the two had sex at a Baltimore Ravens football game

She began taking testosterone blockers as a teenager and had corrective surgery in her early twenties to get rid of her male genitalia
Chandler is now concerned that after this admission Phelps may no longer want to be with her when he leaves rehab

Phelps is out of rehab now according to Chandler

When asked for comment, Phelps had the following to say:

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[Sedatedfork]

Well, he doesn't have to worry about her getting pregnant.

 

[DaLincolnJones]

I was hoping this was about speed shifting....gag

 

[VanillaGorilla]

If she looked like the tranny from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia I might understand.. but eww..

 

[DaLincolnJones]

dude...regardless of how that thing started life, he/she is fugly...

 

[Hobbesarable]

Chandler is now concerned that after this admission Phelps may no longer want to be with her when he leaves rehab

Oh boy. Now he has another reason to go right back into rehab.

 

[MarAzul]

dude...regardless of how that thing started life, he/she is fugly...

That was mean! Perhaps a beard would help.

But I admit, I was fooled by the thread title too.

 

[DaLincolnJones]

That was mean! Perhaps a beard would help.

But I admit, I was fooled by the thread title too.

oh.no. must resist the urge to make sophomoric "bearded clam" joke....

 

[DaLincolnJones]

ok the real question. Would Wookie hit it?

 

[BlazerWookee]

ok the real question. Would Wookie hit it?

Maybe with a pool cue...

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

This has to be some kind of crime or rape or some shit. fucked up, he must be wanting to kill himself now.

 

[riverman]

Interesting, so I'm guessing after sex with the overly large clitoris dude, chick..they would drink beer, watch the game and probably even have shit to talk about!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

This has to be some kind of crime or rape or some shit. fucked up, he must be wanting to kill himself now.

I agree. Biologically you're always a male no matter how much anti-test/estrogen you pump into your system.

This would make me furious.

He also has horrible taste - "she" is fug.

FUG.

 

[magnifier661]

So wait phelps didn't know?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

So wait phelps didn't know?

He/she got the sex change surgery. Still pretty obvious that he's a he though.

Phelps can't be this stupid.

 

[Natebishop3]

So wait... has Phelps actually admitted that it's true?

 

[Sedatedfork]

The articles keep saying "self proclaimed" girlfriend... so who knows. Haven't seen any response from Phelps, but he's in rehab, so it's not surprising that he hasn't responded. Maybe he is just hoping the story goes away.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Maybe with a pool cue...

I wouldn't touch that chick with Wook's penis. Thankfully for mags, his wouldn't be long enough to reach.

 

[blue32]

The article states that she still has male parts, uh... what the f does that entail and how did he not know then?

 

[magnifier661]

If she looked like the tranny from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia I might understand.. but eww..

There are three things to look for when you seek out a tranny.

1.) Where is the Adam's Apple? Yes some surgically remove them, but most keep them.

2.) Hands and feet. It doesn't matter how much estrogen you take, your feet and hands will not shrink.

3.) The voice. You can usually hear when someone tries too hard. Do things that are spontaneous and listen carefully. Shoot a gun next to their ears. Scare the shit out of them and you will hear the man come out

 

[Natebishop3]

There are three things to look for when you seek out a tranny.

1.) Where is the Adam's Apple? Yes some surgically remove them, but most keep them.

2.) Hands and feet. It doesn't matter how much estrogen you take, your feet and hands will not shrink.

3.) The voice. You can usually hear when someone tries too hard. Do things that are spontaneous and listen carefully. Shoot a gun next to their ears. Scare the shit out of them and you will hear the man come out

The fact that you have devised a standard operating procedure for weeding out trannies means you need to find a new bar to frequent.

Also, number three..... Shoot many guns next to trannies mags?


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[DaLincolnJones]

Interesting, so I'm guessing after sex with the overly large clitoris dude, chick..they would drink beer, watch the game and probably even have shit to talk about!

Fantastic post, I about snorted coffee on the keys. "Padron me, but is that my dick or yours?" kind of a give away..

 

[magnifier661]

The fact that you have devised a standard operating procedure for weeding out trannies means you need to find a new bar to frequent.

Also, number three..... Shoot many guns next to trannies mags?


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Hahaha that was a joke!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The fact that you have devised a standard operating procedure for weeding out trannies means you need to find a new bar to frequent.

Also, number three..... Shoot many guns next to trannies mags?


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You say "weeding out".

I say "qualifying".

:MARIS61:

 

[3RA1N1AC]

best of both worlds, big tits and a huge cock

 

[santeesioux]

best of both worlds, big tits and a huge cock

Okay, Jim Norton.

You'd think Michael Phelps of all people could at least get one that looks like this

 

[BlazerWookee]

"Hero," lol...

 

[3RA1N1AC]

great, now im getting trans dating site ads on this page

might as well sign up and see what the big fuss is

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

You think it might have been better to inform Phelps personally and privately? She would have had better manners pulling the old Folgers gag after sex.

I can just see the film crew busting in while they are cuddling post coitus to tell him his usual gourmet woman has secretly been replaced with someone that used to be a man.

 

[julius]

great, now im getting trans dating site ads on this page

might as well sign up and see what the big fuss is

There are times when your brand of humor/comments gets annoying and tiresome. However, this time it was fucking spot on and hilarious.

I snorted orange juice out of my nose.