OMFG, i might be a daddy

[Really Lost One]

Couldn't you get HIV from unprotected sex? Just wondering

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Brian @ Feb 17 2008, 11:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Couldn't you get HIV from unprotected sex? Just wondering</div>
Well, it did start in the gay community.

 

[NJNetz]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Brian @ Feb 17 2008, 11:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Couldn't you get HIV from unprotected sex? Just wondering</div>


You can't contract HIV more than once.

 

[Kid Chocolate]

I just get so excited when talking about babies that I my brain doesn't function at maximum performance.

ghoti and real need to change avatars OR both change their names to Net2.

They look too similar, and when you post next to each other, uh oh.

 

[Really Lost One]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Feb 17 2008, 11:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Brian @ Feb 17 2008, 11:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Couldn't you get HIV from unprotected sex? Just wondering</div>


You can't contract HIV more than once.
</div>
Yeah but if he doesn't have HIV or AIDS he could've gotten it this time right? Since he didn't use a condom.

 

[Jizzy]

you and ghoti make that, choco boy? didnt know it was possible unless one of you isnt endowed properly

 

[NJNetz]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Brian @ Feb 17 2008, 11:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Feb 17 2008, 11:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Brian @ Feb 17 2008, 11:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Couldn't you get HIV from unprotected sex? Just wondering</div>


You can't contract HIV more than once.
</div>
Yeah but if he doesn't have HIV or AIDS he could've gotten it this time right? Since he didn't use a condom.
</div>


Ok I know, my joke wasn't funny. To answer your question, yes he could've gotten it. Keep scaring him. lol.

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

KC, I'm calling you Chocoboy, from now on. Thanks, Jasper.

 

[ghoti]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ZoOwnsThePaint @ Feb 17 2008, 09:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>At this point, theres actually only one solution if you don't want to have this baby

PUNCH HER....HARD.....OR EVEN KICK HER.....RIGHT SQUARE IN THE BELLY....OR FIND SOME TALL STAIRS AND "ACCIDENTALLY" PUSH HER DOWN</div>


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[Master Shake]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Feb 17 2008, 07:00 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Another member here had a similar situation. Things worked out well for him, though.</div>

Lucky him, eh.

 

[GMJ]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Feb 17 2008, 11:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>If she wants the baby, then go get a job.</div>

Luckily we've got a job opportunity in the Nets OT thread!

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Feb 17 2008, 11:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Feb 17 2008, 11:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>If she wants the baby, then go get a job.</div>

Luckily we've got a job opportunity in the Nets OT thread!
</div>
I think Jizzy might be a bit overqualified.

 

[Master Shake]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Feb 17 2008, 11:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Feb 17 2008, 11:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>If she wants the baby, then go get a job.</div>

Luckily we've got a job opportunity in the Nets OT thread!
</div>


Josh_Boone is the man.

 

[lukewarmplay]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 17 2008, 11:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>job done. she took the pill (i watched) and i feel so releived



wow, what is this, an age guessing contest?</div>

she didn't just take a regular birth control pill, did she? the morning after pill, from what i remember, is a high dose of whatever's in those guys, and takes more than one pill.

but that's from a long time ago, maybe it's changed now.

also, i predict your baby will look startlingly like lawrence frank.

 

[GMJ]

thats true jizzy. If she took a regular birth control pill she might as well have swallowed a Flinstone's vitamin. You gotta get the specific type of pill

Although if it's been this long I don't know if it'll be worth it :-(

 

[lukewarmplay]

 

[pegs]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ghoti @ Feb 17 2008, 07:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>What does she look like down there?

If her stuff is the same as your stuff, she won't get pregnant.

So cheer up, little buckaroo!</div>

hahahaha post of the night right here!!!

This thread is a classic. Sticky it?

 

[#1_Josh_Boone_Fan]

That's right I am a employment agency.

But for Jizzy's sake you have to be 16 to work for our company.

 

[#1_Josh_Boone_Fan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Feb 17 2008, 11:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Feb 17 2008, 11:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Feb 17 2008, 11:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>If she wants the baby, then go get a job.</div>

Luckily we've got a job opportunity in the Nets OT thread!
</div>
I think Jizzy might be a bit overqualified.
</div>


We just dont hire any slum off the streets.

 

[Jizzy]

josh boone sux and will be traded with his pasty white skin

 

[Chutney]

The moral of this thread: don't jizzy inside her.

 

[#1_Josh_Boone_Fan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>josh boone sux and will be traded with his pasty white skin</div>


Ha, We call you people Unemployable.

Burger King would't even want you, which means we dont want you.

 

[MikeDC]

Job well done!

 

[#1_Josh_Boone_Fan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone @ Feb 18 2008, 06:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>josh boone sux and will be traded with his pasty white skin</div>


Ha, We call you people Unemployable.

Burger King would't even want you, which means we dont want you.
</div>


i would never work for/with you. i would be liable for suicide and your death.
</div>


Unemployable.

How much do you make on unemployment?

Yeah getting girls jizzy inside is a great job.

Atleast I have a desk to sit at.

 

[Jizzy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone @ Feb 18 2008, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone @ Feb 18 2008, 06:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>josh boone sux and will be traded with his pasty white skin</div>


Ha, We call you people Unemployable.

Burger King would't even want you, which means we dont want you.
</div>


i would never work for/with you. i would be liable for suicide and your death.
</div>


Unemployable.


How mush do you make on unemployment?
</div>


much more then you

 

[Jizzy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone @ Feb 18 2008, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone @ Feb 18 2008, 06:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>josh boone sux and will be traded with his pasty white skin</div>


Ha, We call you people Unemployable.

Burger King would't even want you, which means we dont want you.
</div>


i would never work for/with you. i would be liable for suicide and your death.
</div>


Unemployable.

How mush do you make on unemployment?

Yeah getting girls jizzy inside is a great job.

Atleast I have a desk to sit at.
</div>

you go to a community college

 

[#1_Josh_Boone_Fan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone @ Feb 18 2008, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone @ Feb 18 2008, 06:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>josh boone sux and will be traded with his pasty white skin</div>


Ha, We call you people Unemployable.

Burger King would't even want you, which means we dont want you.
</div>


i would never work for/with you. i would be liable for suicide and your death.
</div>


Unemployable.


How mush do you make on unemployment?
</div>


much more then you
</div>


Which comes out of MY Paycheck, which means I am paying you.

 

[Jizzy]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone @ Feb 18 2008, 06:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone @ Feb 18 2008, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone @ Feb 18 2008, 06:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>josh boone sux and will be traded with his pasty white skin</div>


Ha, We call you people Unemployable.

Burger King would't even want you, which means we dont want you.
</div>


i would never work for/with you. i would be liable for suicide and your death.
</div>


Unemployable.


How mush do you make on unemployment?
</div>


much more then you
</div>


Which comes out of MY Paycheck, which means I am paying you.
</div>
justin, stop lying.

 

[#1_Josh_Boone_Fan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone @ Feb 18 2008, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone @ Feb 18 2008, 06:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>josh boone sux and will be traded with his pasty white skin</div>


Ha, We call you people Unemployable.

Burger King would't even want you, which means we dont want you.
</div>


i would never work for/with you. i would be liable for suicide and your death.
</div>


Unemployable.

How mush do you make on unemployment?

Yeah getting girls jizzy inside is a great job.

Atleast I have a desk to sit at.
</div>

you go to a community college
</div>


Atleast I go to College.

Also atleast I am employed.

 

[#1_Josh_Boone_Fan]

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone @ Feb 18 2008, 06:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone @ Feb 18 2008, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Josh_Boone @ Feb 18 2008, 06:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Jizzy @ Feb 18 2008, 06:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>josh boone sux and will be traded with his pasty white skin</div>


Ha, We call you people Unemployable.

Burger King would't even want you, which means we dont want you.
</div>


i would never work for/with you. i would be liable for suicide and your death.
</div>


Unemployable.


How mush do you make on unemployment?
</div>


much more then you
</div>


Which comes out of MY Paycheck, which means I am paying you.
</div>
justin, stop lying.
</div>

I work for a rather large seasonal employer.