On a mission for Jesus......at the mall

[Fez Hammersticks]

So I was at the mall a few days ago and a guy came up to me and said "do you know how to get to heaven?"

I didn't want to be rude so I answered the guy, with a little sarcasm because it was a little annoying as I was in a hurry, and he said "right on brother, praise him" in which I said 'helllll yeeeah"

Anyways, would you find this situation annoying or important?

 

[#1_War_Poet_ForLife]

"Eh, burning down a few churches seems like a good start"

 

[MARIS61]

I find it sad.

 

[Dumpy]

he just wanted to know how to find Frederick's of Hollywood.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I think it depends on the approach. If it's low key and they don't press it if you're not interested, then fine. I was, literally, accosted in an airport by a couple of nuns raising money for kids in Honduras. The police had to take them away. And I didn't even have any money on me.

On the other hand, people have a perfect right to expouse their beliefs via freedom of speech so long as they keep it square.

 

[DaRizzle]

Some guy approached my friend once...long story but we were stuck waiting all night for a bus after my car was stolen. Anyways this guy was some cult follower calling all major religions created by satan...so I just told him to go fuck himself since I wasnt in a good mood. He went up to my frined who is atheist and started doing his pitch to him and my friend told him "I dont want your book of lies"...I thought that was awesomely hilarious

 

[barfo]

Take a right at the light and go straight until night, and then boy, you're on your own.

barfo

 

[crowTrobot]

So I was at the mall a few days ago and a guy came up to me and said "do you know how to get to heaven?"

if his next words were meet me in the bathroom i'd keep walking.

 

[ucatchtrout]

Actually, I'm more attracted to hell. Heaven will be full of all those terrorists who were told Allah would take care of them and hell will be full of host great musicians like Hendrix and Joplin and Ray Charles and John Lennon, as well as comedians like Belushi. There will be a party going on round the clock and with hells fire burning it will also be nice and warm. Not to mention all the hotties we'll find there who love to fornicate.

 

[crowTrobot]

Not to mention all the hotties we'll find there who love to fornicate.

yup, apparently heaven only has virgins waiting and you have to martyr yourself to get them.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

yup, apparently heaven only has virgins waiting and you have to martyr yourself to get them.

And those "virgins" could be men.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Isn't that useless w/o a physical body considering that is for reproduction, something that wont happen on the "other side."

Que no?

 

[crowTrobot]

Isn't that useless w/o a physical body considering that is for reproduction, something that wont happen on the "other side."

Que no?

presumably muslims think there will still be a physical component of some kind to the afterlife. otherwise that would be pretty stupid lol.

 

[hasoos]

You should have pulled out a big syringe full of H. You want to meet god, friend? Here ya go!

 

[maxiep]

Good for that guy preaching the Gospel. I wish I had that kind of faith.

 

[Furball]

You should have just said thank you for asking. Now if the guy doesn't stop and becomes annoying then tell him to shut up and get away. But the guy isn't asking you because he wants to hurt you or do anything bad to you. I would be more annoyed at the bum on the corner asking for my hard earned change.