One day this will all be gone......

[julius]

The best part is watching your wife's face, LOL

That is ALWAYS the best part.

#oldjokesneverdie

 

[julius]

OOOH..T-shirt idea

"I hear Damian drinks like a fish"

 

[Denny Crane]

You ask and you shall receive.......

We should get Mrs. HCP a T-Shirt

 

[e_blazer]

We should get Mrs. HCP a T-Shirt

Does the back side say, "And there are a LOT of stupid people in this world"?

 

[PCmor7]

This OP ranks right up there with Roy Batty's speech at the end of "Blade Runner."

 

[THE HCP]

The best part is watching your wife's face, LOL

The face of pride?

 

[THE HCP]

Please don't change. and how come you don't have your own show anymore?

Cause more people were watching mine and not their own employee Casey's?

 

[BBert]

The face of pride?

Uh, yeah. That's how I saw it.

 

[BBert]

Cause more people were watching mine and not their own employee Casey's?

I liked Road Trippin', FAMS!

 

[julius]

Cause more people were watching mine and not their own employee Casey's?

Im sure there is a kernel of truth there, as to be honest, I'd rather watch "Road Tripping with Big John" than whatever Caseys show was called. Not because I dislike Casey, but I think the production values and humor based show that "Firm Gripping with Big Juan" would be much better than the other.

Who else wants to watch Big Fappin' Big John?

 

[Mediocre Man]

Most of the top quotes seem to be Kingspeed-related:

• "Learn the game, then post"
• "Checkmate!!"
• "I had sex with an NBA player"
• "Am I more famous than Travis Outlaw?"
• "NOW do you know what I'm talking about?!"
• "You agreed to the bet!!"

All of those piss me the fuck off. All of them in one place, and someone will now die today

 

[julius]

All of those piss me the fuck off. All of them in one place, and someone will now die today

they do drip with condescension.

 

[THE HCP]

http://www.sportstwo.com/threads/trailblazers-tv-road-tripping-w-big-john-aka-hcp.174459/

 

[THE HCP]

Im sure there is a kernel of truth there, as to be honest, I'd rather watch "Road Tripping with Big John" than whatever Caseys show was called. Not because I dislike Casey, but I think the production values and humor based show that "Firm Gripping with Big Juan" would be much better than the other.

Who else wants to watch Big Fappin' Big John?

 

[Sedatedfork]

Speaking of "You made a bet", I was watching the Imaginationland episode of South Park recently and kept envisioning Kingspeed as Cartman and HCP as Kyle. It made the episode all that much more enjoyable for me.

 

[andalusian]

This one has to be one of the tops........

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Pretty sure that "Deal coming soon" was from the BBF or whatever was before that - it was before the S2 days.

 

[theprunetang]

I would totally rock a shirt that says "You're out of Tunch. You're out of time".

 

[Sinobas]

You ask and you shall receive.......

Hey, check out this other video he has posted.

Steve Blake penetrated.

 

[riverman]

The face of pride?

He didn't mean in the video

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

You ask and you shall receive.......

And here I thought I was the only goofy looking bastard with an attractive wife.......I stand corrected.

 

[Sedatedfork]

How about a shirt with my siggy? "Learn three facts and start yelling" ~ Motto of Ripcitytwo

lol

 

[BonesJones]

 

[Chris Craig]

Domo arigato Mr Roboto

 

[SheedSoNasty]

Hold on to your shorts.

Harrison Fucking Barnes.

 

[KingSpeed]

I actually stole "Learn the game, then post" & "Checkmate" from Oregonlive back in the late 90s. Anyone know who started it? Another one I became known for here is "Believe Harder" but that was on a girl's sign at a 2003 playoff game at the Rose Garden that I saw on TV.

"I had sex with an NBA player" is mine though. Great thread.

 

[Fun in the Sun]

I just want a shirt with a picture of Mags' wife on it.

 

[PDXFonz]

You ask and you shall receive.......

ROFL

Scratch that record

 

[ripcityboy]

Got to be a smiling picture of Dame with a qoute next to it that says "I hear he drinks Ike a fish!" So that only we'd get the joke.


And if HCP's right, and Denny does gets busted for blow..... I hope it's some pure mid-seventies Eric Clapton/Ronnie Sunshine nose bleed type shit.

....The only thing that worries me about Sly is he's spending too much time on Reddit.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Hold on to your shorts.

Harrison Fucking Barnes.

Lol whatever happened to blaze01?

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Cause more people were watching mine and not their own employee Casey's?

I liked Road Trippin', FAMS!

I AGREE!

I just want a shirt with a picture of Mags' wife on it.

Me too! Where is that old thread with the pics of her in lingerie? wowzers!