optimism

[barfo]

In real life, I'm known as a pessimist. But I'm a piker compared to many of you on this board. Many of you actually seem to believe the sky is falling, that things are much worse today than they ever have been, that every single aspect of life is going badly wrong and that we are on the brink of a civilization-ending disaster.

I think y'all are fucking nuts. Look around. Life ain't so bad.

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

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[EL PRESIDENTE]

look, its either this or we become the douchebags who read "the secret" and post motivational quotes on our FB page all day.

 

[barfo]

Anyone who starts a sentence with "I wanna talk to you about enlarging your... " you gotta worry about.

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

another thing, I fucking HATE it when people on FB post "LML!" (love my life). I don't think they do. I think they're just trying to have everyone believe they do, but they are lonely on the inside.

I know I'm a fucking crazy weirdo. oh well.

 

[barfo]

look, its either this or we become the douchebags who read "the secret" and post motivational quotes on our FB page all day.

Well, I don't know about that. I haven't read "the secret", whatever that is, and I don't post motivational quotes on my FB page ever, much less all day.

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Well, I don't know about that. I haven't read "the secret", whatever that is, and I don't post motivational quotes on my FB page ever, much less all day.

barfo

we're on an internet message board. by nature we're all fucked up in the head.

 

[barfo]

another thing, I fucking HATE it when people on FB post "LML!" (love my life). I don't think they do. I think they're just trying to have everyone believe they do, but they are lonely on the inside.

I know I'm a fucking crazy weirdo. oh well.

I thought they meant LMA! and just couldn't spell.

barfo

 

[barfo]

we're on an internet message board. by nature we're all fucked up in the head.

You have a point...

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

every internet forum is negative by nature. you have a bunch of people with too much free time in whatever they're doing, obviously bored off their ass so they go online and interact with no social stigmas/boundaries whatsoever since its relatively anonymous. they pull random stories from other forums and then link them on there and misconstruct them.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I think y'all are fucking nuts. Look around. Life ain't so bad.

go to any walmart/ikea or an olive garden. you'll see how fucked america is.

 

[PapaG]

In real life, I'm known as a pessimist. But I'm a piker compared to many of you on this board. Many of you actually seem to believe the sky is falling, that things are much worse today than they ever have been, that every single aspect of life is going badly wrong and that we are on the brink of a civilization-ending disaster.

I think y'all are fucking nuts. Look around. Life ain't so bad.

barfo

My work has never been better, due to smart choices that I made that relate to the economy, and neither has my family life. Not sure what you're complaining about, Debbie Downer.

I let Bad PapaG loose on this board, but it's mostly in jest, except for you.

 

[barfo]

every internet forum is negative by nature. you have a bunch of people with too much free time in whatever they're doing, obviously bored off their ass so they go online and interact with no social stigmas/boundaries whatsoever since its relatively anonymous. they pull random stories from other forums and then link them on there and misconstruct them.

Interesting point. I'll have to admit I don't spend time on other internet forums, so it may be that I don't grok the similarity of this one to others.

So everyone on the internets thinks the end times are a'comin'? This is much more than a series of tubes, then. It's a series of boobs. And not in that nice soft warm sense of boobs that are attached to actual human females, either.

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

my work sucks balls.

on the plus side, I'm bangin' a 21 year old and going to Las Vegas next month for a bachelor party. getting wasted and travelling always has me not give a fuck about the US or Obama or any of that bullshit..but i haven't been doing that enough recently.

 

[barfo]

My work has never been better

Sure it hasn't, "consultant".

I let Bad PapaG loose on this board, but it's mostly in jest, except for you.

I think it is good that you admit that you are full of shit. It's the first step towards not being full of shit.

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Interesting point. I'll have to admit I don't spend time on other internet forums, so it may be that I don't grok the similarity of this one to others.

So everyone on the internets thinks the end times are a'comin'? This is much more than a series of tubes, then. It's a series of boobs. And not in that nice soft warm sense of boobs that are attached to actual human females, either.

barfo

its the same on every forum. I've been on them all. this one is actually pretty "close knit".

 

[barfo]

go to any walmart/ikea or an olive garden. you'll see how fucked america is.

Ok... I could hit myself in the head with a hammer, too. But I choose not to.

barfo

 

[PapaG]

Sure it hasn't, "consultant".

You don't have to be so jealous because I've been able to find a niche in this economy, "Union Lackey".

I think it is good that you admit that you are full of shit. It's the first step towards not being full of shit.

barfo

I'm not full of shit. I think Obama is an absolute disaster as a President. Worst of all time, if you will. That said, I'd never admit that to the people that help me live my life via my work, because I don't know or care about their political ideology.

Plus, you've been full of shit since I first read you on the internet. You fooled some people for some time, but not me.
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[barfo]

on the plus side, I'm bangin' a 21 year old

That would be more impressive if you were my age, or, say, 13. At your age it is just par for the course, no?

barfo

 

[bodyman5001]

In real life, I'm known as a pessimist. But I'm a piker compared to many of you on this board. Many of you actually seem to believe the sky is falling, that things are much worse today than they ever have been, that every single aspect of life is going badly wrong and that we are on the brink of a civilization-ending disaster.

I think y'all are fucking nuts. Look around. Life ain't so bad.

barfo

I think you are fucking nuts. If you think this country can survive the course it is on, you are just fucking crazy. Life ain't so bad for me, I don't have kids and my job is still unable to be outsourced. For now.

I read somewhere that our country has closed 42,000 factories since 2001. If true and I am sure that it is, what are people going to do? Sell Starbucks to people who work at Seattle's Best?

Give me a fucking break.

You mentioned in another thread that it had been six years or so since some stupid ass school banned lunches brought from home. The only reason we didn't get pissed about it six years ago is because we didn't know about it. I just watched a video..well, most of a video that informed me of something that I had no idea about. I had heard about some so called "new" math but had no idea just what this stupid ass shit was.

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There are probably ten thousand other stupid little bullshit things that morons have done to this country that I am not aware of. We are trying Barry Bonds for lying about doing steroids while 12 million illegal immigrants (more like 40 million) are stealing from us day and night.

It is absolutely fucking amazing to me that Americans can sit by and watch this circle jerk of a government do what it does without doing anything about it. Then I remember that many of the people in this country don't work, they find a way to milk the government just enough to save up enough cash to live in a shithole with a flat screen tv and the internet and call it a life.

We have crazy fucking Columbians performing butt implant surgery on crazy fucking morons in the backs of tile stores here in Vegas. In the back of a fucking tile store.

http://www.lvrj.com/news/colombian-doctor-wife-appear-in-court-on-murder-charges-119771194.html

To change your sky is falling theme to another old story, how about the boy who cried wolf?

Eventually the fucking wolf came and ate that fucker. Or something like that.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

That would be more impressive if you were my age, or, say, 13. At your age it is just par for the course, no?

barfo

34. i guess its pretty normal for LA. at least that's what i tell her.

 

[barfo]

You don't have to be so jealous because I've been able to find a niche in this economy.

If you are happy with your imaginary job, then I am happy for you.

I'm not full of shit.

Being full of shit is in the eye of the beholder.

You fooled some people for some time, but not me.

Well, that was my goal, to fool some people. Then they buy my Tigerblood(TM), and I reap huge profits.

barfo

 

[bodyman5001]

You actually are making me wonder if you are Charlie Sheen.

 

[PapaG]

I think you are fucking nuts. If you think this country can survive the course it is on, you are just fucking crazy. Life ain't so bad for me, I don't have kids and my job is still unable to be outsourced. For now.

I read somewhere that our country has closed 42,000 factories since 2001. If true and I am sure that it is, what are people going to do? Sell Starbucks to people who work at Seattle's Best?

Give me a fucking break.

You mentioned in another thread that it had been six years or so since some stupid ass school banned lunches brought from home. The only reason we didn't get pissed about it six years ago is because we didn't know about it. I just watched a video..well, most of a video that informed me of something that I had no idea about. I had heard about some so called "new" math but had no idea just what this stupid ass shit was.

[video=youtube;Tr1qee-bTZI]

There are probably ten thousand other stupid little bullshit things that morons have done to this country that I am not aware of. We are trying Barry Bonds for lying about doing steroids while 12 million illegal immigrants (more like 40 million) are stealing from us day and night.

It is absolutely fucking amazing to me that Americans can sit by and watch this circle jerk of a government do what it does without doing anything about it. Then I remember that many of the people in this country don't work, they find a way to milk the government just enough to save up enough cash to live in a shithole with a flat screen tv and the internet and call it a life.

We have crazy fucking Columbians performing butt implant surgery on crazy fucking morons in the backs of tile stores here in Vegas. In the back of a fucking tile store.

http://www.lvrj.com/news/colombian-doctor-wife-appear-in-court-on-murder-charges-119771194.html

To change your sky is falling theme to another old story, how about the boy who cried wolf?

Eventually the fucking wolf came and ate that fucker. Or something like that.

barfo is a product of the government/unions.

Lazy, thinks he knows it all, and patronizing.

That's Obama in a nutshell.

 

[PapaG]

If you are happy with your imaginary job, then I am happy for you.



Being full of shit is in the eye of the beholder.



Well, that was my goal, to fool some people. Then they buy my Tigerblood(TM), and I reap huge profits.

barfo

You're nuts. Enjoy your retirement that I pay for, at least until the funds dry up.

 

[bodyman5001]

barfo is a product of the government/unions.

Lazy, thinks he knows it all, and patronizing.

That's Obama in a nutshell.

I hope he lives long enough to see what happens. I just hope he feels sorry for people that work until they are 90 years old or drop dead first just to buy food.

 

[bodyman5001]

I gotta go to bed, but if you watch that video I posted you will see something about the lattice method of doing multiplication. If some kid showed me that first, I would think he was pulling my leg. I am starting to understand why people are becoming so stupid. I thought that movie Idiocracy was absolutely ridiculous. Now, not so much.

 

[PapaG]

I gotta go to bed, but if you watch that video I posted you will see something about the lattice method of doing multiplication. If some kid showed me that first, I would think he was pulling my leg. I am starting to understand why people are becoming so stupid. I thought that movie Idiocracy was absolutely ridiculous. Now, not so much.

The fact that this thread exists shows the idiocy of the people who rely on public dollars for their retirement.

They just don't get it, and instead of being curious, they instead start stupid threads on the internet.

 

[barfo]

I just watched a video..well, most of a video that informed me of something that I had no idea about. I had heard about some so called "new" math but had no idea just what this stupid ass shit was.

That doesn't seem bad to me. It is trying to teach the kids to think instead of memorize. I would argue that thinking is a more useful life skill than memorization.

There are probably ten thousand other stupid little bullshit things that morons have done to this country that I am not aware of.

Yeah, sure. But if we got in the Delorean and went back in time to (any other year) people would be saying the same exact thing. People do stupid shit, it is the nature of people.

To change your sky is falling theme to another old story, how about the boy who cried wolf?

Eventually the fucking wolf came and ate that fucker. Or something like that.

So you are arguing for crying wolf now, because eventually a wolf may come? That seems at odds with the moral of the story, somehow.

barfo

 

[barfo]

You're nuts. Enjoy your retirement that I pay for, at least until the funds dry up.

Nice try, but you don't pay a penny for my retirement. In fact, I bet I'll end up paying for your retirement, since you'll be indigent, "consultant".

barfo