OT Oregon Gov. Kate Brown orders all schools to close until April to slow coronavirus

[SlyPokerDog]

https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavi...close-until-april-to-to-slow-coronavirus.html

 

[ehizzy3]

Damn

 

[BigGameDamian]

That's really not going to slow it down though. It's will just create another problem.

 

[barfo]

Where am I supposed to go with the Free Candy van now?

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This is a great opportunity to open a plastic bubble daycare. Each kid gets their own plastic bubble to stay in. We can just bounce them into each other for entertainment

 

[CupWizier]

This is a great opportunity to open a plastic bubble daycare. Each kid gets their own plastic bubble to stay in. We can just bounce them into each other for entertainment

 

[jonnyboy]

Where am I supposed to go with the Free Candy van now?

barfo

Just get a Free Daycare van.

 

[jonnyboy]

That's really not going to slow it down though. It's will just create another problem.

It will help with the older kids who can stay home alone, but a lot of the younger kids will require daycare, which will just be another Petrie dish, and an added financial burden to families who are already struggling.

 

[BigGameDamian]

It will help with the older kids who can stay home alone, but a lot of the younger kids will require daycare, which will just be another Petrie dish, and an added financial burden to families who are already struggling.

Will they really stay home though? Just like people being told to self quarantine. Are everyone really self quarantining?