OT: Andrew Bynum injures knee bowling

[KingSpeed]

He lied it about it first too. What a fuck up. Lakers fans must be delirious. Sucks for Philly.

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/e...3304/report-andrew-bynum-injures-knee-bowling

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

What a numbskull, I only wish he was still a Laker....

 

[Pinwheel1]

I am sure they were thrilled to dump him for any asset, let alone Howard. He just isn't worth the head-ache.

 

[Wizard Mentor]

center with multiple injuries... we'll probably sign him to a max contract!

 

[KingSpeed]

Which starts another thread... Would you be interested in bringing Bynum to Portland?

 

[Darkwebs]

Which starts another thread... Would you be interested in bringing Bynum to Portland?

I don't think the Blazers can take that risk, especially after the Oden/Roy era.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Oden and Dance Dance Revolution...

Bynum and bowling...

When will they learn?

 

[jlprk]

Maybe this will teach Portland fans and Canzano not to criticize players for going to strip clubs.

 

[Haakzilla]

...next, he will injure his other knee while combing his afro-mat hairdo for 90 minutes

 

[Boise Blazer]

It's stuff like this and Oden that make me feel like a player like LMA or even Leonard is a better option for today's NBA. Yes, it's nice when they are healthy but big centers don't seem to be as durable and/or as consistent.

 

[jlprk]

Does he know that you're supposed to stand AWAY from the tenpins, not AMONG them?

 

[Blazinaway]

Which starts another thread... Would you be interested in bringing Bynum to Portland?

The answer is no, hell no, and fuck no. Bynum's knees suck

 

[jlprk]

But what if we could get Royce White included in the trade?

 

[Pinwheel1]

But what if we could get Royce White included in the trade?

Royce White needs to go somewhere where they are fine with him playing only home games (For half a normal salary) plus about 8 road games. He needs to live in NY and take the train to Brooklyn, Boston, Philly, and Washington.

 

[jlprk]

A D-League team up there might accommodate him with those preconditions. Otherwise, the Globetrotters want him.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[jlprk]

It's gotta be either that, or he was playing against Tonya Harding.

 

[maxiep]

All of the ripping on Bynum is true, but he was certainly a better draft pick than Martell Webster. And his career will turn out to be better than GO's.

 

[jlprk]

19 other odd sports injuries

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/152185

 

[julius]

Now he's out indefinitely.