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Just a few of his recent Twitters:

# Neglected to mention the latest atrocious coaching job by Doc Rivers tonight. When Vinny Del Negro outwits you its time to take a TV job. 4 hours ago via UberTwitter
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# Dwyane Wade can beat this Celtics team by himself. He could play with his 2003 Marquette teammates and beat them. I hate this season. 4 hours ago via web
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# The Celtics are going to lose in Round One. Lock it down. This team has no heart. They want the season to end. You can see it in their eyes. 4 hours ago via web
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# Now I've seen it all. Rasheed just scored on his own basket. I swear to God. It was his best shot of the season. Just kill me. about 5 hours ago via UberTwitter
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http://twitter.com/SportsGuy33

:biglaugh: I must say it's awesome to see him in this sort of agony after all the crap he talked about Oden and the Blazers over the past few years. Remember his ridiculously gloomy 41-41 scenario for the Blazers this season? And that was without the injuries.

Good riddance to KG and the Celtics.
 
He said all the same stuff when it took the Celtics 7 games to beat the Hawks in the first round. Then they went on to win the championship, after he guaranteed the Lakers would.
 
Bottom line, he is a moron. I'm not sure why Blazers fans are infatuated with him.
 
44Thrilla said:
Bottom line, he is a moron. I'm not sure why Blazers fans are infatuated with him.
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Simple: we hate him because he is a "Oden is a Bust" flagbearer. Why? Because the Celtics wanted Oden when they tanked, and they got the 4th pick when we had a 6% chance of getting the #1 pick. He's never forgiven us for our good luck.

So he hates our luck, and bags on Oden, and we hate him for that. So whenever he looks like a fool, we like to celebrate his foolishness.
 
Two more Bill Simmons twitter gems:

Note to the Blazers announcers: You guys are embarrassing homers. At least Tommy Heinsohn has the excuse of being old.
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Portland has the best crowd in the league, it should be fun to watch their home games. Get this city a real announcing crew. Seriously.
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The local sports talk honks and Mike Barrett had a fun time bashing Simmons over this yesterday.
 
I wouldnt say I'm infatuated with Simmons at all. But I'm also not infatuated with hating the Lakers etc. I just do enjoy it when a douche gets whats coming to him.. IE Simmons, KG, Lebron Birdman etc.
 
Simmons is an embarrasing Celtic homer.

I love seeing the Cetics fail and watching Simmons stew in it.
 
BlazerCaravan said:
Simple: we hate him because he is a "Oden is a Bust" flagbearer. Why? Because the Celtics wanted Oden when they tanked, and they got the 4th pick when we had a 6% chance of getting the #1 pick. He's never forgiven us for our good luck.

So he hates our luck, and bags on Oden, and we hate him for that. So whenever he looks like a fool, we like to celebrate his foolishness.
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I know, but why do you take him seriously? Even Boston fans think he's a joke. I really hope Oden becomes a star because I want to see him try to back out of everything he's said. Nobody contradicts themselves more than him when proven wrong by reality. I used to read his shit religiously until I realized how much I was wasting my time.
 
I really like Simmons. He is very entertaining and poses questions and provides answers that are unique in a very cookie cutter field of sports writing. He says some mega-bonehead things at times, but he almost never says anything without giving his reasoning. I would love to have more voices out there that were willing to honestly share their opinions without fear of looking like an idiot when you are proven wrong. And that is what he does. He predicts everything and provides his personal rationals.

As far as him being a Celt homer, bull shit. He is a Celt fan for sure, but he rags on his team all the time and is often more negative about Celtic players then people without an emotional tie. And he does not hide his fandom when giving his views, he lets everyone know that he is a fan and that may cloud his vision.
 
Wheels said:
I wouldnt say I'm infatuated with Simmons at all. But I'm also not infatuated with hating the Lakers etc. I just do enjoy it when a douche gets whats coming to him.. IE Simmons, KG, Lebron Birdman etc.
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Don't forget Noah and Varajeo:chestbump:
 
EPIC FAIL GILDERHUS said:
Don't forget Noah and Varajeo:chestbump:
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I dislike Varajeo very much.. and Noah annoys me but I dont put them in the same category as the others I mentioned. They are less douchey but still pretty annoying.
 
Bill Simmons is hilarious...can't ever take him personal...just enjoy the humor
 
44Thrilla said:
I know, but why do you take him seriously? Even Boston fans think he's a joke. I really hope Oden becomes a star because I want to see him try to back out of everything he's said. Nobody contradicts themselves more than him when proven wrong by reality. I used to read his shit religiously until I realized how much I was wasting my time.
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It's not that we take him seriously, it's that he keeps spewing the insults at Oden... and you know the concept: "repeat a lie enough and it starts looking like the truth" -- other media outlets sometimes glom on to things he says, and it just makes us look worse. Nothing worse than a fool being taken seriously by other people when he's talking about you.

So it's the message that lingers (like a cold wet fart) after the messenger has moved on to other things that makes us mad and look like we're taking *him* seriously hen it's really the words we focus on.
 
BlazerCaravan said:
It's not that we take him seriously, it's that he keeps spewing the insults at Oden... and you know the concept: "repeat a lie enough and it starts looking like the truth" -- other media outlets sometimes glom on to things he says, and it just makes us look worse. Nothing worse than a fool being taken seriously by other people when he's talking about you.

So it's the message that lingers (like a cold wet fart) after the messenger has moved on to other things that makes us mad and look like we're taking *him* seriously hen it's really the words we focus on.
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If you think the national media perceives Oden as a bust because of Simmons, well, I think that's silly. I personally have great hope for Oden and think if he can put together some healthy seasons than he will be one of the best in the game. But, all of that is conjecture. He has missed almost two of his first 3 seasons due to injury while the #2 pick is a superstar. Those are the facts. Those facts are what drives the opinions of the National media, not Simmons.
 
As soon as the season is over, I'm gonna read his latest book I got for XMAS!
 
Whoah I thought this was Ronan the whole time. I was wondering how he all the sudden was so interested in BBall lol.
 
GOD said:
If you think the national media perceives Oden as a bust because of Simmons, well, I think that's silly. I personally have great hope for Oden and think if he can put together some healthy seasons than he will be one of the best in the game. But, all of that is conjecture. He has missed almost two of his first 3 seasons due to injury while the #2 pick is a superstar. Those are the facts. Those facts are what drives the opinions of the National media, not Simmons.
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Truth.

The only people not saying Oden is a bust are mostly Blazers fans, Blazers media, and the Blazers management with maybe a few national writers thrown in there, but even those are harder to find nowadays.

Simmons is harmless, pretty funny and sometimes very insightful when it comes to his observations of the league -- I actually believe for instance the T'Wolves should have hired him instead of David Kahn to be their GM; he couldn't have done any worse.
 
GOD said:
As far as him being a Celt homer, bull shit. He is a Celt fan for sure, but he rags on his team all the time and is often more negative about Celtic players then people without an emotional tie. And he does not hide his fandom when giving his views, he lets everyone know that he is a fan and that may cloud his vision.
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Yes, you are correct. He's almost like a Boston edition of MIXUM sometimes.
 
Nikolokolus said:
Truth.

The only people not saying Oden is a bust are mostly Blazers fans, Blazers media, and the Blazers management with maybe a few national writers thrown in there, but even those are harder to find nowadays.
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As a Blazer fan, I'll admit that I can't quite come to grips with labeling Oden a bust. Maybe my vision is clouded by what I still hope to see, but when I think about a player being a "bust", I tend to associate the label with guys like Olowokandi. If Oden never gets healthy enough to be the force he was projected to be, then obviously it'll be a lot harder to defend him.

I guess I can sort of understand why people are saying it now, but I'm just not ready to accept it yet.
 
44Thrilla said:
Yes, you are correct. He's almost like a Boston edition of MIXUM sometimes.
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No, he's funny. And he genuinely loves his team.
The reason YOU hate him is because LA doesn't have a Bill Simmons. In fact, LA writers are all pretty bad, except for Mark Heisler, who isn't exactly funny, but keeps hammering away at Donald Sterling, so he's doing the Lord's work.

Simmons's draft diary is perhaps the only essential piece of sportswriting there is.

But he is a total tool about Oden.
 
Rastapopoulos said:
No, he's funny. And he genuinely loves his team.
The reason YOU hate him is because LA doesn't have a Bill Simmons. In fact, LA writers are all pretty bad, except for Mark Heisler, who isn't exactly funny, but keeps hammering away at Donald Sterling, so he's doing the Lord's work.

Simmons's draft diary is perhaps the only essential piece of sportswriting there is.

But he is a total tool about Oden.
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Why would I care about LA writers?
 
Boston started this season 23-5. They've been 27-26 since, and now have the same record as Portland does.

I can understand Simmons' angst.
 
Rastapopoulos said:
Simmons's draft diary is perhaps the only essential piece of sportswriting there is.

But he is a total tool about Oden.
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Agreed, on both counts.

My theory, is that the innocence and purity of Blazer fandom, compared to the jaded Boston fans, makes him jealous. Or he's just a douche. Take your pick. :devilwink:
 
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