OT: DEEP SEA FISHING MARCH 15

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Just picture the scene from 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest'.

I have arranged a charter out of Newport on Friday, March 15. It's a 1/2 day bottom fishing trip with a reputable charter co. Cost is $70 for the 1/2 day trip and they provide all the gear.

The guest list so far includes Mags, SPD, Lanny (of O-Live fame), myself and some friends and family. If you want to beat the crap out of any of us, here is your chance.

Boat capacity is 15 and we have 6 spots left. PM me if you want to go and I'll send you the details.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wait, when you said we were going bottom fishing I didn't think you meant we'd really be fishing.

 

[BBert]

Ha, Ha. If you'd gone out of Depot Bay you could have done a good reenactment. The docks still look identical to the movie.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Wait, when you said we were going bottom fishing I didn't think you meant we'd really be fishing.

You're thinking of our trip to San Francisco in May.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

There will be lots of sea men on the poop deck! :MARIS61:

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The interesting thing about taking Mags deep sea fishing is it will smell similar to the strip clubs I took him to last year.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The interesting thing about taking Mags deep sea fishing is it will smell similar to the strip clubs I took him to last year.

It will smell like your tears and vomit? :MARIS61:

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

You don't have to be an expert fisherman, but apprentice baiters need not reply.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Is ABM going?

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Is ABM going?

No. Still working on his masters certificate.

 

[MickZagger]

Be sure to make a game thread for it. So we can chronicle your smelly jelly adventures

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Be sure to make a game thread for it. So we can chronicle your smelly jelly adventures

Good idea!

 

[Natebishop3]

Man the torpedoes!

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

How about an over-under on biggest fish and who scores first with the lesbian bait girl?

 

[GoBlazersGo]

How about an over-under on biggest fish and who scores first with the lesbian bait girl?

My money's on Mags' fiancé!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Speaking of bait we should bring HCP!

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Who gets to be the big spoon on this excursion?

 

[THE HCP]

For El Prez

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[Natebishop3]

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[magnifier661]

I'm scared of water! I thought you said you were gonna take me to a sea food Resturant!?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Yeah, well SPD was going to take you to the Fish Grotto...

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Man the torpedoes!

Mag's hottie?!?! I got that covered!

 

[blue9]

[video=youtube;hZWA5ygow5Q]

One of my favorite NBA moments. I happened to be in a Magnolia Hi-Fi and my GF (now wife) and I had just sat down in their home theater room and moments later this happened on something like a 100" screen. She always hated Rick Fox and we were both just cracking up!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Bump!

 

[mgb]

How about an over-under on biggest fish and who scores first with the lesbian bait girl?

I told her to give me a try maybe she's bi. No luck.

 

[mgb]

Just picture the scene from 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest'.

I have arranged a charter out of Newport on Friday, March 15. It's a 1/2 day bottom fishing trip with a reputable charter co. Cost is $70 for the 1/2 day trip and they provide all the gear.

The guest list so far includes Mags, SPD, Lanny (of O-Live fame), myself and some friends and family. If you want to beat the crap out of any of us, here is your chance.

Boat capacity is 15 and we have 6 spots left. PM me if you want to go and I'll send you the details.

Going out with Trade Winds? I've went fishing with them for years.

 

[ABM]

Have fun, fellas. Sounds like it's gonna be a blast.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Bump city.

 

[drexlersdad]

the southern wind howled as mags the red climbed aboard the plank, staring at the vast emptiness of the cold water below. twas mutiny! avast ye scabbardly dogs!

his cries fell on deaf ears, partially because the majority of his men lost their ears in the great battle of minnesota.

"Be tellin' me mother that i died a fine pirates death in davy jones' treasure chest, that i used me last breath to curse ye vile creatures 'o th' nightfall" mags bellowed out, as he scanned his deserters with his one good eye.

a dagger prodded him further out onto the plank

"I only tried to lead ye bastards, i only tried to show ye fortune 'n infamy, yet ye cowards force me over th' side, may ye rot in th' belly 'o a thousand beasts, may ye fester on th' bottom 'o th' sea!"

this was his last breath of gods air, for soon he would sink into the abyss, never knowing the pleasure of sunburn, nor the grace of the finest cabin boy

"Be knowin' this, ill come back as a ghost 'n put grub in me gullet wit' ye trusty parrot, ill pillage th' spiced rum from ye bellys, ye scurvy infested swine mongrels!"

and with that he was pushed from the plank

as he hit the water there was a moment of panic, but soon the cold engulfed him. no need to struggle, just embrace the never ending void of death.

as his last breath started to leak from his lungs, he had a vision....twas this a round bosomed mermaid he did spy? did she have a sister??

and then they did some mushrooms found god and got married, the end

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

the southern wind howled as mags the red climbed aboard the plank, staring at the vast emptiness of the cold water below. twas mutiny! avast ye scabbardly dogs!

his cries fell on deaf ears, partially because the majority of his men lost their ears in the great battle of minnesota.

"Be tellin' me mother that i died a fine pirates death in davy jones' treasure chest, that i used me last breath to curse ye vile creatures 'o th' nightfall" mags bellowed out, as he scanned his deserters with his one good eye.

a dagger prodded him further out onto the plank

"I only tried to lead ye bastards, i only tried to show ye fortune 'n infamy, yet ye cowards force me over th' side, may ye rot in th' belly 'o a thousand beasts, may ye fester on th' bottom 'o th' sea!"

this was his last breath of gods air, for soon he would sink into the abyss, never knowing the pleasure of sunburn, nor the grace of the finest cabin boy

"Be knowin' this, ill come back as a ghost 'n put grub in me gullet wit' ye trusty parrot, ill pillage th' spiced rum from ye bellys, ye scurvy infested swine mongrels!"

and with that he was pushed from the plank

as he hit the water there was a moment of panic, but soon the cold engulfed him. no need to struggle, just embrace the never ending void of death.

as his last breath started to leak from his lungs, he had a vision....twas this a round bosomed mermaid he did spy? did she have a sister??

and then they did some mushrooms found god and got married, the end

Very nice A- needs more graphic sex.