OT: Dwight Howard Flew Out Underage Girls to Florida?

[PapaG]

Hanging out with two 16 year-old girls in a hotel room who claim he flew them there? Are they friends of his family, or family members?

http://theybf.com/2014/06/05/ummm…i...r-allegedly-flies-out-young-chicks-to-florida

 

[Natebishop3]

Thank god it's not our problem.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

16yr + 16yr = 32yrs!

Seem fine.

 

[RoyToy]

Exactly where does it say they're 16?

 

[PapaG]

Exactly where does it say they're 16?

Common knowledge. Haha!

 

[RoyToy]

The girl who posted these pictures, age unknown, is allegedly named Debbie and it appears she’s possibly still in HIGH SCHOOL. She’s pissed…for whatever reason so she decided to BLAST Dwight on Twitter with pics. She was on a mission:

 

[jlprk]

Common knowledge. Haha!

Speaking of being common...why am I not surprised that you read that gossip site, looking for your daily outrage fix to keep you going.

 

[PapaG]

Speaking of being common...why am I not surprised that you read that gossip site, looking for your daily outrage fix to keep you going.

I heard it on 1080, and then looked up the link online. It literally took me 6 seconds. Thank you for your concern, too.

 

[jlprk]

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[BBert]

Jesus christ that's not even him.

SMH

The site says it looks "exactly" like him. Why? Because he's wearing gym clothes and a Houston Rockets shirt (and he's black)?

 

[jlprk]

Is there a snake in the locker?

 

[PapaG]

Freud called this "projection." Seek help immediately. I'm only trying to give you constructive advice. I would offer you a drive to the nuthouse, but I lost my anti-germ mittens.

OK, thanks.

 

[PapaG]

Jesus christ that's not even him.

SMH

The site says it looks "exactly" like him. Why? Because he's wearing gym clothes and a Houston Rockets shirt (and he's black)?

Because they can't confirm it's him? That would be my guess.

Somebody had better tell Dwight Howard that there is a very tall man with his exact build and exact face ordering room service while wearing a Houston practice jersey. If that's not Howard, somebody should be scouting whoever it is.

I'm willing to bet $20 it is Howard, but that the explanation is absolutely legitimate and legal.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

It's totes Dwight. Who else has a chest to hip ratio like that?

 

[PapaG]

It's totes Dwight. Who else has a chest to hip ratio like that?

That's what I was saying. If it isn't Howard, then somebody should be looking to scout whoever is his doppleganger. The shoulders/waist ratio is cartoonishly strong and warped, just like Dwight.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[jlprk]

I see a smiling idiot permanently acting like they're 16. Yep, that has to be Dwight Howard in the picture.

 

[santeesioux]

Literally wearing his Rocket workout clothes. Anyone remember the story of him and pornstar Mary Carey?

He's a really weird dude.

 

[PapaG]

Literally wearing his Rocket workout clothes. Anyone remember the story of him and pornstar Mary Carey?

He's a really weird dude.

It's not him!!! RoyToy is disturbed by your ignorance!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Anyone remember the story of him and pornstar Mary Carey?

No, what's the story?

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

 

[santeesioux]

Here's what she said

Dwight’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync. And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls. I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning – I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming…

 

[MARIS61]

She lost me at "he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn "...

 

[Sedatedfork]

I am hoping it was common knowledge and not carnal knowledge.

Remember when Ricky Davis and Udonis Haslem of the Heat were rolling with some young girls in Portland?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I am hoping it was common knowledge and not carnal knowledge.

Remember when Ricky Davis and Udonis Haslem of the Heat were rolling with some young girls in Portland?

Sort of remember, if these three are the only ones I don't get it. If you are in the NBA and can get 9's and 10's, why would you risk freedom with an underage 7?

 

[BBert]

Cue the scene from Portlandia where the chick thought she dated "the" Michael Jordan.

 

[Boob-No-More]

She lost me at "he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn "...

Wait, is she talking about Dwight Howard or Jimmy Swaggart?

BNM

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Blowjobs are a hellova drug

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Dwight strike me as the type to build an amusement park and hang out with children all day tbh

 

[jlprk]

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I just noticed this. You see my whole post quoted above in this PapaG post.

OK, thanks.

I was just playing with words, but it's a sensitive subject nowadays. So I'll word it like Trent Lott did.

If I have offended anyone, I apologize.