Art, don't forget the Ex-Lax, Priolosec, Prep-H, and Geritol Xtra Strength.....Rick was telling me, he needs one of those real looking rubber halloween masks, of Phil Hughes.....! Shrek, his 2nd choice. Theo Epstein his 3rd, Manny his 4th....only with a Cubbies hat tho'.
I know the gang chipped in to buy him a new set of wooden dentures, so he may need a wood file, or a can of varnish....no polident....doesn't adhere to wood. I asked him if he wanted to switch his dentures out with real enamel, but he said NO, he's used to those wooden chompers, been using them since he got them personally from George Washington at the Potomac Crossing....
Happy last Birthday Wish Rick....I hope your day was wonderful, nothing less.