OT: If there was one thing you could change about the NBA...

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change the play off seeding.

The top 2 teams from each division and the top 4 remaining teams in the league advance to the play offs. Teams play each other based on record, not conference.

This way you keep regional interest with teams represented from each division and you have more exciting match ups with the better teams advancing.
 
Just thought of a sure fire way to eliminate brawls in the NBA. Look to the bonobo.

Bonobos, also called pygmy chimpanzees, share about 98% of our DNA. They are generally a peaceable species. But once in a while they do have disputes, usually between young males. The disputes are mediated by the mature females in the band who come between the opponents. That stops the fight. Then the would be combatants make up by facing one another (still surrounded by the mature females) and stroking each others penises.

I mean, if NBA players had it made clear to them that any brawls would mean their mothers would come on court and make them stroke each other's penises at center court, how many brawls do you think we'd see?
 
Just thought of a sure fire way to eliminate brawls in the NBA. Look to the bonobo.

Bonobos, also called pygmy chimpanzees, share about 98% of our DNA. They are generally a peaceable species. But once in a while they do have disputes, usually between young males. The disputes are mediated by the mature females in the band who come between the opponents. That stops the fight. Then the would be combatants make up by facing one another (still surrounded by the mature females) and stroking each others penises.

I mean, if NBA players had it made clear to them that any brawls would mean their mothers would come on court and make them stroke each other's penises at center court, how many brawls do you think we'd see?
how many brawls to you see now?
 
Just thought of a sure fire way to eliminate brawls in the NBA. Look to the bonobo.

Bonobos, also called pygmy chimpanzees, share about 98% of our DNA. They are generally a peaceable species. But once in a while they do have disputes, usually between young males. The disputes are mediated by the mature females in the band who come between the opponents. That stops the fight. Then the would be combatants make up by facing one another (still surrounded by the mature females) and stroking each others penises.

I mean, if NBA players had it made clear to them that any brawls would mean their mothers would come on court and make them stroke each other's penises at center court, how many brawls do you think we'd see?

can we just nuke the whole world if it comes to that?
 

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