OT: Jefferson Has Blue Feet

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Richard Jefferson

Richard Jefferson
Jefferson's Cold Feet
by Mike Krumboltz

6 hours ago
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2,840 Votes

Most weddings go off without a hitch. But every once in a while, the blessed event gets a surprise twist. This past weekend, NBA star Richard Jefferson's wedding left guests asking a big question: "Where the heck is the groom?"

According to the New York Post, Jefferson was scheduled to marry former New Jersey Nets dancer Kesha Ni'Cole Nichols. Alas, a few days before the big day, Jefferson called off the ceremony and broke up with his fiancée.

Unfortunately, nobody told a significant number of guests. Many showed up at the Mandarin Oriental in New York City expecting to see a bride, a groom, some vows, and a kiss. Instead they found that Jefferson had gone MIA. However, he did lend his friend his AMEX Black credit card and told him to treat the guests to a fun night without him.

The confusion led to some spectacular spikes in Search. Lookups on "richard jefferson wedding" surged 5,687%, and interest in the jilted bride was similarly enthusiastic. Queries on "kesha ni'cole nichols pictures" went from zip into the thousands overnight.

According to various sources from the Buzz, the wedding cost around $2 million. Next time, may we suggest city hall?

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lol, way to go RJ!

 

[Natebishop3]

Ouch. 2 mill.

 

[BlazerFanForLife]

Less then what she woulda gotten at the divorce settlement

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Marry a team prosti.... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...dancer: $2,000,000

Play around with a bunch of team whor... errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... dancers: PRICELESS!

 

[THE HCP]

BETTER THEN BLUE BALLS!

 

[crowTrobot]

blue feet?

 

[Haakzilla]

...I suppose that is better than having "blue balls"

[no, I did not read the previous posts...way too late on that one, oops ]

 

[speeds]

Way to show everyone how gay you aren't, RJ.

 

[THE HCP]

...I suppose that is better than having "blue balls"

[no, I did not read the previous posts...way too late on that one, oops ]

LAME!

 

[Haakzilla]

LAME!

...blame the medicine