OT: Nate Robinsons charged with Public Urination?

[Wheels]

http://www.insidehoops.com/blog/?p=7769

 

[Wheels]

gotta love the off-season!

 

[Natebishop3]

Shiiiiiiiiiit.... public urination is a right of passage for a man.

I'm just curious, what are some of the public urination stories on this forum? Where did you do it? How drunk were you?

My best public urination story was in San Francisco. I had been driving all night, I just got to SF with some buddies and I had to pee something fierce. There wasn't a public restroom in sight. We drove around for 15 minutes until finally I couldn't hold it anymore and I pulled the car over and just pissed in a dark corner.

 

[44Thrilla]

I urinate in public very often. Drunk or not.

 

[THE HCP]

Rather hear the public sex stories........ Got my fist blow job on the same playground my kids play on now at school. Awesome feeling everytime I'm down there at the school!

 

[44Thrilla]

you spelled gave wrong

 

[Sedatedfork]

you spelled gave wrong

LOL -- repped. HCP spelled fist right though.

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Rather hear the public sex stories........ Got my fist blow job on the same playground my kids play on now at school. Awesome feeling everytime I'm down there at the school!

I wonder if the old man who gave it feels the same way?

 

[Further]

I was in a friends car going to park downtown and he was laughing because he knew I had to piss and was refusing to park, passing by parking spot after parking spot, finally pulling into one of the parking garages. He circled slowly up the first floor, second floor, third floor, all the time passing spot after spot while my Bladder was about to burst. Finally, he parks on the roof of the garage and I quickly jump out, whip it out, and start peeing in an arc that went over the side of the building. All the sudden, I realized what I was doing, brought my stream back, and finished up peeing on the ground. I went to look over the side of the building to see what I peed on. There were about 4 or 5 people looking up in confusion as to where this rain came from on such a sunny day.

 

[THE HCP]

Wow..... I thought we were all boys! You guys are killing me!

 

[julius]

Rather hear the public sex stories........ Got my fist blow job two days ago on the same playground my kids play on now at school. Awesome feeling everytime I'm down there at the school!

And what was his name?

 

[MrSelfDestruct]

Rather hear the public sex stories........ Got my fist blow job on the same playground my kids play on now at school. Awesome feeling everytime I'm down there at the school!

What song does the ice cream truck you drive play?

 

[SnakeOiler]

I just pissed in public in nate's honor. No charges for me.

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

Rather hear the public sex stories........ Got my fist blow job on the same playground my kids play on now at school. Awesome feeling everytime I'm down there at the school!

I am just trying to envision what is involved in a "fist blow job"?

 

[jlprk]

I keep a special tall, yellow plastic glass next to the kitchen sink for this purpose.

You think I'm joking, don't you?

 

[KingSpeed]

Rather hear the public sex stories........ Got my fist blow job on the same playground my kids play on now at school. Awesome feeling everytime I'm down there at the school!

I remember that day fondly.

I wonder if the old man who gave it feels the same way?

I'm only 36.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I wonder if the old man who gave it feels the same way?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I think he was a politician as well.

 

[mgb]

I was in a friends car going to park downtown and he was laughing because he knew I had to piss and was refusing to park, passing by parking spot after parking spot, finally pulling into one of the parking garages. He circled slowly up the first floor, second floor, third floor, all the time passing spot after spot while my Bladder was about to burst. Finally, he parks on the roof of the garage and I quickly jump out, whip it out, and start peeing in an arc that went over the side of the building. All the sudden, I realized what I was doing, brought my stream back, and finished up peeing on the ground. I went to look over the side of the building to see what I peed on. There were about 4 or 5 people looking up in confusion as to where this rain came from on such a sunny day.

That was you?!?

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I remember that day fondly.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

ive pissed in 1000 alleys, and a couple fountains, never took a shit in public though...anyone?

 

[Paxil]

When I was in Alaska in the Army on a field exercise... I went off in the snow to take a shit... and normally you just lean back and put one hand on a log or something... but on this exercise someone brought out a little plastic toilet seat with some aluminum legs. BTW... important to note at this point that it is about -35 degrees and snow everywhere.

So I do my business and right when I get ready to get up the thing breaks and I fall right onto my own shit. Remember... it is about -35 so I only have less than a minute with my gloves off to try to wipe before my fingers stopped working. I went through a whole roll of TP and was still a mess. I didn't want to go back into a small tent with 10 people smelling like shit... literally... so I tried to grab snow and wipe my ass with it... but my pretty soon my fingers wouldn't function.

So there I am... hands frozen... pants around my ankles... shit all over and I can't even pull my pants up because I can't get my fingers to close. At this point if I had live ammo I would have just shot myself.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

awesome

 

[PapaG]

Shiiiiiiiiiit.... public urination is a right of passage for a man.

I'm just curious, what are some of the public urination stories on this forum? Where did you do it? How drunk were you?

My best public urination story was in San Francisco. I had been driving all night, I just got to SF with some buddies and I had to pee something fierce. There wasn't a public restroom in sight. We drove around for 15 minutes until finally I couldn't hold it anymore and I pulled the car over and just pissed in a dark corner.

4 years ago, 6 of us were driving straight from an Oakland Raiders game in Oaktown to another friend's house in the NE Bay for a post-game BBQ. We'd been tailgating all morning for the 1:15pm game, had too many beers during the game (I was front-row, Black Hole, right beneath the goal post - still have the game saved on my DVR), and we ran into some traffic. After a while, none of us could take it any more, except for our sober friend who drove us, and we finally hit an exit, pulled over, and had five of us wearing silver and black taking 2-minute pisses as cars honked and waved. How a cop didn't drive by was just luck, I guess.

 

[PapaG]

Rather hear the public sex stories........ Got my fist blow job on the same playground my kids play on now at school. Awesome feeling everytime I'm down there at the school!

Did your gym teacher get fired?

 

[e_blazer]

Rather hear the public sex stories........ Got my fist blow job on the same playground my kids play on now at school. Awesome feeling everytime I'm down there at the school!

What did they charge for that back in the day?

 

[THE HCP]

I am getting killed!!!!!! Where are my boys?