OT: Pit shaving!

[Rastapopoulos]

As a proudly hairy child of the '80s, I am somewhat alarmed to see widespread evidence that NBA players are... (I blush to say it) SHAVING THEIR ARMPITS! Why? When did this start? Who's responsible!? Only Charley Villenueva has an excuse to have naked pits. Feel free to list the worst offenders and the proudly still-hairy (like our own Brandon Roy) in this thread. Or not, as you wish.

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

Well, this is good to know, maybe my stepson is not as crazy as I thought; he also shaves his pits!

 

[Sedatedfork]

Do you see WWE wrestlers with hair in their pits? No, they shave the arms and pits and tan and oil themselves to accent their muscle definition. This is just one more credo by Commissioner Stern to transform the NBA into the WWE. Will they eventually merge, a la the ABA days? Stay tuned...

 

[Wheels]

Will they eventually merge, a la the ABA days? Stay tuned...

I lol'd

 

[speeds]

Fine by me. Used to hate seeing clumps of white deodorant in those nasty wet nests of black pit hair. Instant gag.

Another group of shavers are MMA fighters.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

I've honestly never noticed..

 

[ehizzy3]

I've honestly never noticed..

same

 

[Mediocre Man]

Threads like this make me want NBA news even more LOL

I don't really notice either.

 

[BBert]

Fine by me. Used to hate seeing clumps of white deodorant in those nasty wet nests of black pit hair. Instant gag.

Another group of shavers are MMA fighters.

Swimmers. Legs, backs everything.

 

[MickZagger]

Never noticed.

 

[Draco]

I never liked pit hair on myself, or basketball players I'm a fan of.

Love it on my ladies though!

 

[PapaG]

Bring back arm pit hair, nutter shorts, and mustaches. :MARIS61:

 

[PapaG]

Bring back arm pit hair, nutter shorts, and mustaches. :MARIS61:

Clone Kelly Tripucka, and kill all those birds with one stone!

 

[MickZagger]

I shave my balls.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I actually tried an electric shaver on my cawk and cut myself last night.

shaving pits is teh ghey though.

 

[MickZagger]

I actually tried an electric shaver on my cawk and cut myself last night.

shaving pits is teh ghey though.

Never use power tools on your cawk!

Why the fuck were you shaving your cawk anyways? Who gets hair on their cawk? Its the balls that get a little furry. Soak them in hot water and go against the grain.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

i get ingrown hairs/irritation with a shaver.

i meant the sack. the instructions said to do it dry, but fuck that, doing it wet next time.

i think its just the first time using...when you figure out how to do it, it'll be all good.

 

[PapaG]

Never use power tools on your cawk!

Why the fuck were you shaving your cawk anyways? Who gets hair on their cawk? Its the balls that get a little furry. Soak them in hot water and go against the grain.

Will you just come out of the closet already? It's OK to be gay!

 

[MickZagger]

Will you just come out of the closet already? It's OK to be gay!

Wha? Your wife said she liked it.

 

[THE HCP]

Never noticed the players. On the shaving of balls, the trick is to use a beard trimmer and the lowest guard.

 

[PapaG]

Wha? Your wife said she liked it.

She likes gay people, just like I do. I guess I'm missing the insult here? She was just trying to help you embrace your sexuality.

 

[44Thrilla]

On the shaving of balls, the trick is to use a beard trimmer and the lowest guard.

I do the same

 

[MickZagger]

Will you just come out of the closet already? It's OK to be gay!

Seems like everyone shaves their balls. You stuck in the 80's Holmes?