OT: RC2 Writing Team

[BlazerCaravan]

hater. I need to find the origins of the bald asian bro.

Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...

 

[santeesioux]

Nah, I have a full head of hair.

BET YOU DON'T HAVE REAL CHEROKEE BRAND HAIR LIKE ME FOR THE WINTER BRO.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

EL P you gotta do a hooptser thread, and show all yours off. it will be like your instagram but way less self loathing

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

EL P you gotta do a hooptser thread, and show all yours off. it will be like your instagram but way less self loathing

Eh, gotta spice it up somehow.

I'll do an expose on thrifting Jerseys in Portland when I'm up there for thanksgiving.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

We could do a player rankings list next off-season.

A player of the game bit?

A column detailing stotts decision making? Rotations?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

SOMEONE INTERVIEW THE CINNAMON CHICK WHO SITS NEXT TO THE MIKES.

 

[santeesioux]

I WANNA HEAR WHAT FREE THROW GUY'S GIRLFRIEND THINKS OF THOMAS ROBINSON NOT GETTING HIS OPTION PICKED UP.

 

[kjironman1]

Nah, I have a full head of hair.

It isn't me either.

 

[barfo]

Should there be a best looking dancer for the game thread for every home game? I would be interested in this job.

I'm skeptical, but I guess if you post a selfie we can see if you qualify.

barfo

 

[kjironman1]

I'm skeptical, but I guess if you post a selfie we can see if you qualify.

barfo

It's like a box of Chocolates.... You never know what you might get.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

usually nuts

 

[3RA1N1AC]

and some fruity shit

 

[SlyPokerDog]

nougat

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Someone should do a Bad Lip Reading version of blazers game clips. Just putting it out there.

 

[santeesioux]

Someone should do a Bad Lip Reading version of blazers game clips. Just putting it out there.

You should do anime reviews, i'm not sure what that has to do with the Blazers though. Just make S2 into the next Gawker network, only not shit

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Can I become a millionaire by blogging on basketball?

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Can I become a millionaire by blogging on basketball?

Yes. Step 1: find two million dollars. Step 2: Give me one million dollars. Step 3: blog!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

You should do anime reviews, i'm not sure what that has to do with the Blazers though. Just make S2 into the next Gawker network, only not shit

We should start a Nerds Who Like Sports podcast.

 

[riverman]

I'm starting this lobby here and now. I want to see a "Late night blog with jlprk" His top ten list of weird posts would be over the top. Regular Allan Crabbe updates. You want something no other site has, he's your dude.

 

[riverman]

Can I become a millionaire by blogging on basketball?

Onlly if you stream non stop porn with the blog

 

[THE HCP]

I agree with the original post EXCEPT........ I think I should continue to make my money game threads! Any objections? Nope! Done deal!


Sent from my Baller-Ass 5.5" iPhone 6+......... FAMS

 

[Denny Crane]

I agree with the original post EXCEPT........ I think I should continue to make my money game threads! Any objections? Nope! Done deal!


Sent from my Baller-Ass 5.5" iPhone 6+......... FAMS

 

[magnifier661]

I seriously nominate BNM to be on the writing team. He's like our very own "Hollinger"

 

[Mediocre Man]

I just hope that whomever does it writes objectively and not just fluff pieces

 

[magnifier661]

I just hope that whomever does it writes objectively and not just fluff pieces

That's why we need you to write "Grumpy Old Man's take"

Leave the fluff for us homers!

 

[Mediocre Man]

That's why we need you to write "Grumpy Old Man's take"

Leave the fluff for us homers!

I would be brilliant because, well, for many reasons, actually. I don't live in Portland though

 

[magnifier661]

I would be brilliant because, well, for many reasons, actually. I don't live in Portland though

You don't have to live in Portland to write a column. You follow our team as much as anyone else. I would label your column "The Grumpy Fan's game recap". You would see the game just like everyone else. Just make it very mediocre and grumpy and I'm guaranteeing major hits.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Agreed. We need a regular MM feature.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Agreed. We need a regular MM feature.

LOl, so many people would hate that. It must be done