OT rumor: Paul George offered stripper $1 million to abort his baby

[BrianFromWA]

Ah, I see.

 

[blue32]

yeah shes hot. yowza. and now rich.

 

[santeesioux]

The Dwight Howard's of the world don't understand that there's a price tag hanging off his nutsack.

Pure gold.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

All we need now is Patrick Stewart to read the posts for an audiobook.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

That shit is hilarious and that girls isn't that hot in the first place.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

By the way...couodn't go for Callie Rivers either. She looks like her dad. HATE that.

 

[ponderguy]

That shit is hilarious and that girls isn't that hot in the first place.

you crazy

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

you crazy

Not even close to crazy. She might be hot in regular guy terms but NBA player terms? She's a beast.

 

[ponderguy]

Not even close to crazy. She might be hot in regular guy terms but NBA player terms? She's a beast.

it's not like Paul George is D Wade. He's a star but not that well known to the general public yet

 

[Shooter]

Doc Rivers must be so proud.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

it's not like Paul George is D Wade. He's a star but not that well known to the general public yet

Gold diggers know these guys when they make the McDonald's game. I am sure he could do better. I wouldn't cheat on my girl with her and she will be 40 this year.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Gold diggers know these guys when they make the McDonald's game. I am sure he could do better. I wouldn't cheat on my girl with her and she will be 40 this year.

Well, most of her; can you breast feed with fake funbags?

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Plastic tits don't excite me. Give them to us raw and wiggly precious

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Plastic tits don't excite me. Give them to us raw and wiggly precious

YES. You can keep nasty chips.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

This kids daddy issues will be incredible when he/she reaches about 12 years old and reads stories on the internet how dad offered 1mil to kill them off.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

YES. You can keep nasty chips.

Lol!!

 

[ponderguy]

YES. You can keep nasty chips.

more for me then lol

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

HAVING SEX WITH THE SAME WOMAN FOREVER IS EVEN WORSE

hoop fam

Having sex with your hand everyday is even worse.

More bearable if you're a switch-hitter.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

you crazy

In one of the preggers pics, her boobs be starting to sag. Just sayin'.

 

[Boob-No-More]

"And now you done really fucked up cause Doc Rivers gonna beat your ass too. That next Pacers/Clippers game gonna be hilarious. Doc gonna let his whole bench foul out just whoopin yo ass son, you done fucked up. Everybody gonna whoop yo ass, Blake Griffin gonna whoop yo ass, Deandre gonna whoop yo ass, hell even JJ Reddick might get in a cheap shot or two."

That part totally cracked me up, especially the JJ Reddick line. You know your fucked when JJ Reddick is punkin' your ass.

Unfortunately, unless Indiana plays the Clippers in the finals, we'll have to wait until next season to see the beat down.

BNM

 

[crandc]

Whether or not this is true, for future reference, condoms are a lot cheaper. I recommend using them. Every time.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Condoms are the devil.

They are supposed to come out with birth control pills for guys.

Or use the good old fashioned withdrawal method

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Having sex with your hand everyday is even worse.

More bearable if you're a switch-hitter.

Speaking from experience?