OT: The "other" playoff games thread

[The Sebastian Express]

Someone needs to make a .gif of Gasol's facial expression after that putback immediately.

 

[Minstrel]

True. And on the other side of the coin, LeBron James is the only man to ever give another man (Mike Tirico) multiple orgasms by never laying a finger on him.

Already forgotten Michael Jordan's effect on Ahmad Rashad?

 

[Nikolokolus]

Already forgotten Michael Jordan's effect on Ahmad Rashad?

But Michael was Rashad's "main man"?

 

[The Sebastian Express]

Already forgotten Michael Jordan's effect on Ahmad Rashad?

I was 5-13 during Michael's big time championship level runs so my memory of any broadcasting there is real shoddy - I just remember the games and big plays.

 

[BGrantFan]

Birdman lays out Deron Williams with a screen with 20 seconds left in a game that was already over. Williams leaves holding his left wrist.

Niiiiice play Birdman. Very Thugget.

 

[Minstrel]

I was 5-13 during Michael's big time championship level runs so my memory of any broadcasting there is real shoddy - I just remember the games and big plays.

I guess you were too young to notice sexual things back then, true.

 

[maxiep]

Wow. Chris Anderson just crushed Deron Williams shoulder on a screen with 20 seconds left in a game out of reach for the Thuggets. If that shoulder is separated, the Jazz are fucked.

 

[The Sebastian Express]

I guess you were too young to notice sexual things back then, true.

Well that's just because I'm a robot, not an age factor.

 

[The Sebastian Express]

Wow. Chris Anderson just crushed Deron Williams shoulder on a screen with 20 seconds left in a game out of reach for the Thuggets. If that shoulder is separated, the Jazz are fucked.

It looked more like he did something to his forearm, IMO.

 

[huevonkiller]

Wow. Chris Anderson just crushed Deron Williams shoulder on a screen with 20 seconds left in a game out of reach for the Thuggets. If that shoulder is separated, the Jazz are fucked.

They weren't winning a title anyway...

But I hope he's 100% healthy.

 

[Nikolokolus]

Birdman lays out Deron Williams with a screen with 20 seconds left in a game that was already over. Williams leaves holding his left wrist.

Niiiiice play Birdman. Very Thugget.

You're just not used to seeing good hard screens because you mostly watch Blazers' games.

 

[BGrantFan]

You're just not used to seeing good hard screens because you mostly watch Blazers' games.

Well played, sir.

 

[The Sebastian Express]

Yeah, that was a clean play by Andersen.

 

[BGrantFan]

Yeah, that was a clean play by Andersen.

A good clean play with 20 seconds left in a 10 point game. OK...

 

[huevonkiller]

I thought all Melo needed was a little help? He can't do it all alone you know.

 

[BGrantFan]

I thought all Melo needed was a little help? He can't do it all alone you know.

I liked how Birdman threw his left shoulder into the pick. Is he two weeks away from giving blowjobs in alleys for some smack?

 

[huevonkiller]

Chauncey should call Melo out now. Guy thinks he's Bron.

 

[BGrantFan]

Chauncey should call Melo out now. Guy thinks he's Bron.

No doubt. Billups is a winner. Melo is a whiner.

 

[LittleAlex]

I thought all Melo needed was a little help? He can't do it all alone you know.

Apparently, he can't do it at all.

 

[RoyToy]

Durant's playoff averages

25pts, 3.7TO, 2.3ast, 35FG%

lololol

 

[Nikolokolus]

Durant's playoff averages

25pts, 3.7TO, 2.3ast, 35FG%

lololol

you forgot 10.3 FTAs per game. lololol indeed.

 

[DaRizzle]

So if you were the Lakers gameplanning for the Jazz who would you put on Deron.

Fisher has the same size but infinitely slower

Farmar gets EPICALLY owned by Deron....its truly amazing how bad he is made Derons bitch

Shanon has some muscle but a little smaller...dont have much info on them going against each other.....

IMO I think Artest should go on Williams. With Andre out there is no other outside threat for the Jazz. I think it would be a waste of Artest D to guard the rookie Matthews (even though he is on fire it wont last)

 

[Nikolokolus]

So if you were the Lakers gameplanning for the Jazz who would you put on Deron.

Fisher has the same size but infinitely slower

Farmar gets EPICALLY owned by Deron....its truly amazing how bad he is made Derons bitch

Shanon has some muscle but a little smaller...dont have much info on them going against each other.....

IMO I think Artest should go on Williams. With Andre out there is no other outside threat for the Jazz. I think it would be a waste of Artest D to guard the rookie Matthews (even though he is on fire it wont last)

As usual the Lakers will struggle like hell with an elite big, physical point guard, Ron-Ron won't be able to chase him around, Fisher will get beaten like a rented mule, Brown won't be able to stop him either -- he's going to get his 29 points -- about all you can do is try to make him into a scorer and hope he doesn't carve you up with his passing to open shooters or to a rolling Boozer.

Utah in 7.

 

[DaRizzle]

Utah in 7.

lol...fuck off...I know you dont believe that

there is really no way I could see a HEALTHY Jazz team win this series let alone the lineup they are fielding now.....two rookies in crunch time minutes?!?! Yes, I would like to play that team