OT: Well it didn't take to long.........

[Rick2583]

#1) Osacar wanted to get a new bathroom door but his girlfriend was dead against it.

#2) Oscar wanted to appeal his case but his lawyer told him that he didn't have a leg to stand on.

#3) Oscar clearly misunderstood his girlfriend on valentines day when she asked him to take her out.

#4) In his defense Oscar said he lost it when his girlfriend for his birthday bought him a pair of socks.

 

[totus44]

Didn't take long? I thought we weren't discussing long.....

 

[Rick2583]

I almost forgot this one......................

It looks like Oscar has an expensive lawyer, I hope he can FOOT the bill.

 

[Rick2583]

I forgot, one more.................


She didn't know Oscar was stalking her, it was like.....Silence of the limbs.

 

[Mattingly23NY]

I forgot, one more.................


She didn't know Oscar was stalking her, it was like.....Silence of the limbs.

Oscar is going to need those blades to run away from the Big Boogie Man, before and after all those inmates claim him for their own. Maybe they will all share him, by pulling a daily train, without Vaseline.