Zombie OT: Zion

[handiman]

*Edit* Obviously, assuming he passes physicals and whatnot.

Given recent events, I'd be more concerned with him passing STDs.

 

[theprunetang]

If he could stay healthy i'm all on board. Problem is that chance is slim and none

Nothing slim about it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Nothing slim about it.

#Bam!

#Ham!

 

[THE HCP]

What do you guys think? We should probably have a thread dedicated solely to Zion maybe?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

What do you guys think? We should probably have a thread dedicated solely to Zion maybe?

Your thread is about Zombie Zion, the other thread is about the other Zion.

 

[THE HCP]

Merge them all with the Melo Thread then.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Merge them all with the Melo Thread then.

We would need blurry pictures of both Zions before that could happen.

 

[THE HCP]

Standby……..

 

[Mediocre Man]

Standby……..

Shorts are being held

 

[blazedanugz]

Standby……..

please don’t be messing with us lol

 

[inconceivable]

 

[blazerkor]

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Moriah Mills thank you very much for trying to help us out. If we get Zion I hope the team sends you a gift basket.

 

[julius]

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Isn't threatening to do that kind of illegal to do?

 

[Cugel]

I would shoot my teeth out if I had her brain for a day. a truly miserable human

 

[andalusian]

Merge them all with the Melo Thread then.

Your avatar omits 2 of the colors and the horsie from the Scuderie Ferrari badge.

 

[Fairly-Hard]

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So a chick who does Porn for a living is saying a dude she had sex with doesn't deserve to be in New Orleans?
First off It's New Orleans?
Next she's a Porn actress? (Notice I didn't say "Star". Nobody knew who she was until she was with him)

 

[BlazerWookee]

I'd let Dame make the call. If he thinks Zion is on board let's do it.

*Edit* Obviously, assuming he passes physicals and whatnot.

That's my threshold for approval. I have faith in Dame's judgement on whether he thinks he can make Zion work, and I'm convinced he's mature enough not to lobby for a buddy just to have the buddy on the team.

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[Haakzilla]

Zi-off the court living up to his moniker!

 

[Cugel]

Zi-off the court living up to his moniker!

I don't see how they can take the Kings without Zion. Maybe if CJ goes off??? Tough tough break for Pels fans.

 

[Sheldon Shape]

I don't see how they can take the Kings without Zion. Maybe if CJ goes off??? Tough tough break for Pels fans.

CJ going off in a game that matters? You have a better chance of Zion showing up and playing in a wheelchair.

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[THE HCP]

Uh oh…. Zion accused of rape!!??

 

[Haakzilla]

Uh oh…. Zion accused of rape!!??

 

[Mrvioletowl]

No thanks, keep him away from Blazers. Dude's not a red flag, dude's a whole damn sail.

 

[Cugel]

He’s staying in NOP anyways

 

[SharpesTriumph]

Somehow it’s worse than it sounds. Allegedly he threatened to have his paid security guard shoot the Plantiff in the head, same with the Plantiff’s parents

"Shoot her in the head"

"Dawg, you pay me 100k a year I aint executing people for your dumbass"

Not sure what the security guy meant - maybe if Zion paid him more than $100k he'd execute them?

 

[PCmor7]

He’s staying in NOP anyways

I'm not sure. The prison there seems pretty easy to escape from.

 

[PCmor7]

I'm not sure. The prison there seems pretty easy to escape from.

I make light of this, but I hope it isn't true. I've seen up close how easy it is to manipulate the narrative with false accusations, but I don't want there to be anyone that was a victim of this, and I don't want him to have done what's alleged.