Panda Express

[Denny Crane]

http://www.pandaexpress.com/menu/nutrition.aspx



BTW, my wife brought some of this home the other night. Nice flavor.

http://www.pandaexpress.com/webzine/HWS2010/index.aspx

Just about every dish has 50% of its calories from fat, which isn't so good. The chicken dishes are pretty good if you're counting calories...

 

[ABM]

I'm guessing there's a Vegas hooker story about ABM that you're not telling us?

No, but I've sure got the goods on him.

 

[andalusian]

Chinatown Restaurant across from the Nike campus has proper, authentic Chinese dim sum - which is cheap and fantastic.

If the options are Panda Express and CMOT Dibbler's Sausages Inna Bun you go to Panda Express. Otherwise, there are really much better options for cheap, good Chinese food, imho.

 

[Minstrel]

It's definitely not good for you, but I think it's one of the tastier fast foods. Better, IMO, than McDonalds and that type of thing.

I don't think of it as "Chinese food." I think of it as Chinese-themed fast food. It's fast food that doesn't taste like what you'd get at a burger joint, and it's made to resemble Chinese food. If I want Chinese food, I'll go to a proper sit-down place. Panda Express I'll get once in a while when I feel like that particular fast food.

 

[ABM]

It's definitely not good for you, but I think it's one of the tastier fast foods. Better, IMO, than McDonalds and that type of thing.

I don't think of it as "Chinese food." I think of it as Chinese-themed fast food. It's fast food that doesn't taste like what you'd get at a burger joint, and it's made to resemble Chinese food. If I want Chinese food, I'll go to a proper sit-down place. Panda Express I'll get once in a while when I feel like that particular fast food.

Finally, someone with a notion of sensibility!

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Panda Express Menu Sunday Specials


Local Neighborhood Dog........................... $5.97

Rat from Behind Store............................. $6.19

Dropped Rice on Kitchen Floor................... $2.49

Spit on Dropped Rice............................... $1.99

 

[ABM]

Panda Express Menu Sunday Specials


Local Neighborhood Dog........................... $5.97

Rat from Behind Store............................. $6.19

Dropped Rice on Kitchen Floor................... $2.49

Spit on Dropped Rice............................... $1.99

Careful, now. I've actually seen the inside of your refrigerator.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Careful, now. I've actually seen the inside of your refrigerator.

Hey, I only eat the things that have stopped moving.

 

[ABM]

Hey, I only eat the things that have stopped moving.

Oh, they had definitely stopped moving, alright. It's just that some of that stuff had actually started growing. (think chemistry experiment.)

 

[tlongII]

Chinatown Restaurant across from the Nike campus has proper, authentic Chinese dim sum - which is cheap and fantastic.

If the options are Panda Express and CMOT Dibbler's Sausages Inna Bun you go to Panda Express. Otherwise, there are really much better options for cheap, good Chinese food, imho.

I've been meaning to check that place out and just haven't gotten around to it yet.

 

[Haakzilla]

...is a 50/50 for a giant gut bomb after your "entree"

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

For its genre, $5 Chinese Fast Food meals, its actually quite good, better than most chinese fast food places.

Orange Chicken + 1/2 and 1/2 with some sweet/sour sauce

then the 2nd item is variable.

 

[Entity]

I absolutely hate it. But my wife loves it, so more for her.

 

[OddEnormous]

Pretty good food...for pretty cheap!

Used to be better. Just like Baja Fresh which has gone tits fucking up.

What about Daphnes?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Daphnes sucks IMO.

 

[BGrantFan]

Fuck, really? Panda Express???

Come on now. Next I'll read that Taco Del Mar is real Mexican food.

 

[OddEnormous]

Daphnes sucks IMO.

That's absurd.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

That's absurd.

What do you like there? the gyros?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sometimes there is nothing better than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with a large glass of ice cold milk.

BURP!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I just made some quesedillas in my toaster oven!

 

[OddEnormous]

What do you like there? the gyros?

Dinner special

fire feta w/pitas
street gyros w/salad and rice
I hate the desert choices
diet soda pop

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

thought the rice was kind of wack. dunno....maybe I'll give it a second try....too much cucumber in their tsztaki (sp).

also, had way better Greek food so kind of spoiled me.....with Panda Express, the fast Chinese food...the rest of the "steam table" varities are actually worse than Panda.....so not much to expect. compared to a real restaurant though, it sucks.

 

[Eastoff]

Because of this thread, I got some Panda Express today. I too had to crap within less than an hour after eating it.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Because of this thread, I got some Panda Express today. I too had to crap within less than an hour after eating it.

You must had their good stuff!

 

[The Sebastian Express]

If you want cheap chinese food imitation meals just go get the stuff from the safeway deli.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

I think its grubbin.

ABM,
There is a good chinese food place up by McMenamins and Walgreens on 162nd & 18th called Mars you should check out.

 

[chris_in_pdx]

If you want cheap chinese food imitation meals just go get the stuff from the safeway deli.

No fuckin doubt. Safeway's Sesame Chicken = teh yum.

 

[ABM]

Because of this thread, I got some Panda Express today. I too had to crap within less than an hour after eating it.

Just curious, what did you order?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

fuck you assholes, i had to go there for dinner now. god that shit knocked me the fuck out.

new "honey walnut shrimp"..m.eh.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I think its grubbin.

ABM,
There is a good chinese food place up by McMenamins and Walgreens on 162nd & 18th called Mars you should check out.

I tried it once. Ew.