Bogus! Per the twitters, Lillard demands to be traded!

[Denny Crane]

Cover. Blown.

If you had russian salad dressing, you're really screwed.

 

[oldfisherman]

Any resemblance between me and Vladamir Puten is purely coincidental.

See? I don't even spell name correctly.

Only a Russian spy would know he has intentionally misspelled Putin’s name.

Russian spies sent to the USA are trained to misspell Vladimirror’s name to blend in with us locals.

 

[Orion Bailey]

This is fake news right??????????

 

[Shaboid]

This is fake news right??????????

Didn't you get the memo, everything has been fake news since November 8th.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Didn't you get the memo, everything has been fake news since November 8th.

Yeah, was literally shitting bricks and trying to find a link to forward to my boss until I saw @Denny Crane's post.

Man. We almost shut the shop down!

 

[Minstrel]

Yeah, was literally shitting bricks and trying to find a link to forward to my boss until I saw @Denny Crane's post.

Man. We almost shut the shop down!

Seems a bit extreme even if Lillard really were leaving for the Knicks.

 

[THE HCP]

Are there any teams geographically WEST of us? Golden State maybe? So that leaves us with a TON of options.

 

[Minstrel]

Are there any teams geographically WEST of us? Golden State maybe? So that leaves us with a TON of options.

Looks like Oakland is actually east of Portland. San Francisco might be slightly west of Portland, though, when they move there. Just eyeballing a map. Every other team is east.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Seems a bit extreme even if Lillard really were leaving for the Knicks.

That's me talking. Not the boss. LOL.
Still we would have had a moment of silence or something, im sure.

 

[julius]

Looks like Oakland is actually east of Portland. San Francisco might be slightly west of Portland, though, when they move there. Just eyeballing a map. Every other team is east.

nope, Portland is the furthest west NBA team.

Actually, if my memory serves me correctly, the Trail Blazers are the furthest west of any NBA team and the furthest north.

 

[Chris Craig]

Looks like someone just wrote this and attributed it to Hodahl

 

[Boob-No-More]

Looks like Oakland is actually east of Portland. San Francisco might be slightly west of Portland, though, when they move there. Just eyeballing a map. Every other team is east.

Nope, Portland is west of San Francisco. We're also further west than Seattle and Vancouver, making us the most westerly team in NBA history.

BNM

 

[Chris Craig]

If this were true which I doubt, Damain needs to tell the fans what's up. This would be the 2nd Blazer for life leaving. And thats double fucked

 

[BBert]

WE ARE THE WEST!!

AND THE NORTH!!!

 

[Boob-No-More]

I'm not sure I even understand how this was supposed to be a joke. Why was twitter mentioned in the subject line? Last I checked, Twitter still has a 140 character limit.

BNM

 

[Boob-No-More]

AND THE NORTH!!!

At least until SEA gets another team.

Unless, of course, that team is the Blazers, then we will still be The North, even more so.

BNM

 

[Chris Craig]

WE ARE THE WEST!!

AND THE NORTH!!!

Isn't that something that in the northwest division we are only team in the north west

 

[julius]

Isn't that something that in the northwest division we are only team in the north west

Technically, the Blazers are the best team in the NW every season.

 

[BBert]

Isn't that something that in the northwest division we are only team in the north west

The NBA needs to do realignment. Unless of course the league is purposefully FUCKING US OVER.

 

[Chris Craig]

The NBA needs to do realignment. Unless of course the league is purposefully FUCKING US OVER.

Well duh!!!

 

[BlazerCaravan]

That looks fake.

Fake Fake News News!

 

[Boob-No-More]

Isn't that something that in the northwest division we are only team in the north west

And there are twice as many teams in the NW Division in the Central Time Zone than there are in the Pacific Time Zone.

The Blazers are the only team in the NBA that does not have a single division rival in the same time zone.

BNM

 

[Minstrel]

nope, Portland is the furthest west NBA team.

Actually, if my memory serves me correctly, the Trail Blazers are the furthest west of any NBA team and the furthest north.

You're already counting San Francisco? Because the Warriors are currently in Oakland, which I said in my post is east of Portland.

 

[Minstrel]

Nope, Portland is west of San Francisco.

All right. As I said, I was just eyeballing positions on a US map. And even then, I said "might"!

 

[Natebishop3]

Fake Fake News News!

Fake kazoos! Fake kazoos!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I posted this thread last night because I saw people on twitter retweet this. I knew 100% it was fake but I thought it was best to post it here and label it clearly as fake before it caught on and people started believing it.

I also let Casey know he was being quoted in a fake news report.



For the few of you who believed this, shame on you. It's tagged as Bogus. Also there is no link to a real story that this would be from.

For the few of you who are upset that I posted it, someone was most likely going to post it and sadly they would have done it because they thought it was real.

 

[Minstrel]

SpicerPokerDog tries to walk it back.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

SpicerPokerDog tries to walk it back.

Not even Hitler posted fake news.

 

[DreamKillah]

Give him P13 and everything will be allright

 

[Jade Falcon]

I posted this thread last night because I saw people on twitter retweet this. I knew 100% it was fake but I thought it was best to post it here and label it clearly as fake before it caught on and people started believing it.

I also let Casey know he was being quoted in a fake news report.



For the few of you who believed this, shame on you. It's tagged as Bogus. Also there is no link to a real story that this would be from.

For the few of you who are upset that I posted it, someone was most likely going to post it and sadly they would have done it because they thought it was real.

So what's the origins of it? Who made the story?

Fuck, this forum is going to drive me to drinking.