Photo of Katherine Webb

[Shooter]

Need I say more?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[Haakzilla]

...mods, please move this to the babes thread sticky!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

shes pretty, but I like thicker chicks yo.

 

[MickZagger]

I'd fuck the daylight out of her, don't get me wrong. But, she needs bigger fakies. To be on par with NateBishop's squeeze that is.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

If she gained 10-15 pounds she would be perfect.

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

I miss when Talkhard was saying some of the most adorably ignorant things. Now all he does is post his spank bank. Weird.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

...mods, please move this to the babes thread sticky!

No, move it here:
http://sportstwo.com/threads/227784-Brent-Musberger-senile/page4

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

If she gained 10-15 pounds she would be perfect.

This. That chick is hot, no doubt. But, I'm with El-P, add 10-15 pounds to that. That, and them chompers are a little scary.

 

[BlazerWookee]

If she's going to use that much makeup on her face and neck, she might as well blend it down into her cleavage a bit so she looks a little less Photoshopped...

 

[Shooter]

I miss when Talkhard was saying some of the most adorably ignorant things. Now all he does is post his spank bank. Weird.

"Spank bank"? Is that a term you invented to describe your favorite hobby?

 

[MickZagger]

"Spank bank"? Is that a term you invented to describe your favorite hobby?

Says the guy who's favorite vacation spot is the tree forts of Thailand.

 

[MARIS61]

Not up to your usual standards.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Not a virgin. Clearly.

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

"Spank bank"? Is that a term you invented to describe your favorite hobby?

lol, no, that's a widely used term among "the kids" (who are most likely on your lawn) to describe a porn stash

 

[tlongII]

She has a large proboscis.

 

[Shooter]

Says the guy who's favorite vacation spot is the tree forts of Thailand.

???

 

[BlazerWookee]

???

I was wondering about that one, too...

 

[TradeNurkicNow]

I think Shooter's fav vacation spots were somewhere in Eastern Europe on the Med... not quite as obscene

 

[magnifier661]

I think so is really hot, but thats me.

 

[BlazerWookee]

I think so is really hot, but thats me.

Oh, don't get me wrong. Like Alex Morgan, I'm having sex with this woman tonight, whether she's there or not. I just think that if she's going to use that much makeup on her face, she should either pick something that matches her natural skin color a little better, or blend it down a little farther so she doesn't look like she was dipped to her clavicle in Pepto-Bismol...

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

http://deadspin.com/5978812/?utm_ca...source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

On Webb not being his type:
"If I really wanted to get his girl there's a bunch of different ways I'd have went about it. And I would have got her if I really wanted her. But I don't think she's my type. I'm not into the thinner girls and the modelling thing like that. I like hood chicks. I like girls with a couple stab wounds, bullet holes, been knocked up a few times. … I like girls who you know have bad credit when they're 21."

 

[MickZagger]

I was wondering about that one, too...

You don't remember the post a couple years ago where he said he was staying in a tree fort in Thailand.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

You don't remember the post a couple years ago where he said he was staying in a tree fort in Thailand.

I vaguely remember something like this, but not totally.

But clearly, it made an impression on you.

 

[BlazerWookee]

You don't remember the post a couple years ago where he said he was staying in a tree fort in Thailand.

I would if I could, that's for damned sure...

 

[MickZagger]

I vaguely remember something like this, but not totally.

But clearly, it made an impression on you.

As pervey as he comes across it was kinda creepy.

 

[BrianFromWA]

thank you, Darnell Dockett, for your opinion.

However, for the rest of us who don't really want to jump into a thicker, bad-credit, knocked-up-a-few-times hood chick who you take on dates to strip clubs, then we'll just go back to our lives.

 

[MickZagger]

What's wrong with taking chicks to strip clubs?

 

[julius]

There are a few moments in my life where I'm rather embarrassed by my lack of knowledge of these kinds of things. This is not one of those times. I'm rather proud that I have no idea what the fuck any of you knobs are talking about.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

There are a few moments in my life where I'm rather embarrassed by my lack of knowledge of these kinds of things. This is not one of those times. I'm rather proud that I have no idea what the fuck any of you knobs are talking about.

Liar. You're jealous. Or you know and you're pretending not to know.